The End is May 21, 2011

The world is going to end May 21 2011. Either Jesus is coming back and the rapture is going to leave us behind or who knows. The point is you can buy T-Shirts and The bible is pretty clear about the world ending. The dude who started it seems to be this guy Harold Camping, who first said the world would end in 1994 then changed it to 2011. He claims to be able to back this shit up with Bible verse. However, other rednecks who also believe the bible is the word of God, claim that Harold is wrong and they point to more scripture, to show that the world is not going to end on May 21, 2011. So who do you believe the bible or the bible? Redneck or redneck?
Unfortunately i can't help you out on this one. I can't lead you to the truth. The bible is just too boring. I tried to read even just a few of the sections they were talking about, but even just listening to them talk about the verses in question, put me to sleep. The possibility of world annihilation didn't even help. I just kept falling asleep. God is the most boring writer ever. He's like ancient John Grisham, minus the altruistic lawyers. I mean it's hard to imagine that the guy could create the world and the written word, without being able to pen even one coherent, straightforward sentence. But again, i can't read it on account of how boring it is, so who knows, maybe it does warn us. To me the end of the world is me being forced to read a healthy bit of that antiquated piece of shit. So i leave you to decide. Here is one redneck who thinks we are entering the the last year of the world. Here is another who thinks we arn't. They are both equally funny looking. So you decide. However i warn you. The apocalypse has never been so boring.

Ok actually this next guy isn't a redneck. He sounds quite urban. He just has the views of a redneck. And he's really funny looking. His glasses are awesome.

To the Moon!

I was watching Capricorn One, which is a movie, staring O.J. about the government faking a mars landing. Which reminded me that I was far behind on my Moon Landing Truth. So i dug into that lunar dust and the light of Apollo shined down upon me. Listen, it was probably faked.
Unfortunately i know nothing about science and so it's hard for me to back up my theories.
But i shall try.
Look. Nasa had 40 billion dollars. Tell me it is possible to have 40 billion dollars and not corruption. Tell me that sucker.
Next, everyone is always fucking saying (and they do this for every good conspiracy, its like argument number one as far as denying truth) "the government could not have covered it up! Too many people were involved!"
Are you kidding me?
We are talking about believing that the government sent people into space and landed them down on the fucking moon! I mean say what you will about the evidence, but i personally think it would cost a lot less, be way easier, and way less dangerous, way less chance of national embarrassment to just fucking make a convincing 20 minutes movie. Of course i don't know how rockets work. But seriously if it was easier to just toss them up there and have them drive around in their buggies and float-jump everywhere, why don't we do it anymore? I mean with computers growing in capability at an exponential rate, iphones and shit, you'd think it be a million times easier to get astronauts up on the moon by now.
The argument is that we don't have the money. How could we not have the money? How could nobody have the money to do something that people did 40 years ago? I mean it's a money maker as far as I'm concerned!
I enjoy watching 5 self proclaimed guidos yell at each other on television. I would totally watch 5 motherfuckers walking around the moon with sweet digital cameras and shit. Why not send Tyler Perry up there as the first black man in space? It would be the biggest show on television! That's a hit television series, that's the advertisement opportunity of a life time, that's a sweet military base, that's a vacation center gold mine. It's easy to think of ways to make billions of dollars off of the ability to send people to the moon. I mean if they did it 40 fucking years ago, you would think at least one other country would have done it by now, or just one corporation. Or one multi billionaire. I mean the atomic weapon went around the world pretty fucking quick. It's naive to think that we are just the smartest country in the world, or i guess we were 40 fucking years ago. For real though. Seriously. The only logical explanation is that we can't do it yet.

One thing we are good at is making movies and fooling people.
I mean people committed suicide when they thought war of worlds was real. And that was a broadcast based on a popular book! People will believe anything!
The moon is fake.
Truth central.
oh and here's a fox special i really liked when i was a kid. at least i think it's the one i saw as a kid.

Some People don't dig on Zeitgeist

Even though the Utopia is in sight and Zeitgeist has brought it all into perspective, some truther folks hate the shit out of that film, and the Venus Project. If you have ever tried to engage someone in a conversation that contained the sentence, "9/11 was an inside job" you probably have been met with same hate. Zeitgeist is often even tougher to talk about because the only thing harder than telling people their government is evil, is tossing in, "oh Jesus is totally fake too!" Also, once you start getting into the tenants of the Venus Project people don't know what to say, and start yelling about Communism and Terminator 2 and how computers are soulless assholes.
Take this guy for example. He dresses hilariously, which makes me want to listen. I mean he coordinates his headgear with the flag on his wall, and includes another hat in the foreground to show that even though he can't wear two hats at once, he still hates the NWO.
This guy get's so pissed about Zeitgeist, that he can barely string a sentence together to form some sort of coherent criticism of the movie. It's not totally surprising that this dude gets mad at Zeitgeist, after all, the movie really does kind of shit on religion. But boy was i caught off guard when he started hating on Immanuel Kant's subjective universality principles. And i could tell he was a libertarian douche bag right off the bat, I mean one look at the guy and it's confirmed that he is way into Ron Paul and thinks it's his Christian right to hate gays, but i didn't peg him for the Ayn Rand Capitalist that he claims to be (he seems a little poor to be that into capitalism, but whatever).
I know it's a little silly to write about one funny looking redneck's vlog about an internet movie. But i feel like this guy encapsulates why a lot of conspiracy truthers hate Zeitgeist, including Alex Jones.
Start watching this video to laugh at how he's dressed. Then appreciate the irony of laughing at a man's aesthetic appearance while said man claims the world is aesthetically objective.

On the last day of Zeitgeist...

Ok, so i need to celebrate the fuck out of Christmas, so here is one last post, one last Zeitgeist post, till after the holidays, unless of course i get bored.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm happy to announce a Christmas gift to us all. A new Zeigeist film is on the way. Yes, in 2011, the dude who introduced me to 9/11 truth, astrotheology, and the evils of the federal reserve, the guy who told me about this beautiful thing called The Venus Project, the guy who is trying to save the fucking world, brings us, Zeitgeist...Transition. Most likely, this one be truthful and dramatic.
Here is a trailer.

Venus Project

On the second day of Zeitgeist my truth love gave to me...
Ladies and gentleman, it's time to get high and set your truth free. The truth will set you free. Set free your truth. Free truth is you. You are free. You are truth.
In this time of miracles and holidays and love and truth and the worshiping of hope, you should imagine what the world could be. Like that singer guy who got murdered by the CIA.
When i learned about the Venus Project, i got real drunk with my friends and argued with them for nearly two hours that the world could be better.
It's really fun, cause when you propose a resource based world economy, everyone immediately calls, "BULLSHIT HIPPIE!!" and then if they are actually willing to discuss the idea in casual detail (the way one might discuss the latest Wes Anderson film or whatever) everyone asks the same questions. Seriously, when you say, "no seriously, there is no reason for you to work that job you hate" or "Mostly human nature isn't bad, it's just that the world wide social system is outdated and has turned us into stressed out money hungry greedy folk. This happened because our world wide social monetary system is based on the ideas of resource and energy scarcity, which actually, according to a little thing called science, is no longer the case. Actually, if wind, geothermal, ocean wave power and solar energy were used, we could power the entire world a thousand times over, sustainably."
Which means we won't have to fight or labor to live and survive anymore, thus making political systems, economies, wars, money, completely irrelevant and unnecessary and basically freeing man kind to do whatever. Grow, enlighten. I mean think about how much shit you could accomplish without having to work a day job?
Anyway, the problem is, of course, how do we free the world from the current outdated system?
But forget that, it's the holidays. Sit back and enjoy the fact that some people are seriously trying to figure out how to make this fucked up place perfect truth.

It's beginning to look alot like Astrotheology

Welp it's 11:11 right now. It's also the winter solstice. This is when the star comes to announce Jesus on the way, blah blah blah. Look, if you believe in Jesus, it's not that you are dumb, you are just kind of stupid. And I'm not gonna tell you what to believe in, because I'm no expert and it's not my place. But what you should believe in is Astrotheology you idiot.
Listen, I've written about Zeitgeist . And if you haven't watched it yet (its like 8 years old or something) you clearly have no interest in approaching truth. Either way, being that this particular piece of the movie has some significant seasonal significance i will post some of it.
Basically, all religions come from the stars. And the story of Jesus is nothing new. Tons of sun Gods before him have done the thing where you get born on the 25th from a virgin, you have 12 disciples, you get crucified, and resurrected. You've heard it a million times before.
Christmas is bullshit.
Christmas is fun as shit.
Astrotheology is the shit
Christmas+astrotheology=awesome=9/11:11=4:2012

Illuminati Wet Dream!!!

So i was tipped off about this by my blogging co-worker-buddies in Austin, the home of Alex Jones. I forget what exactly this truther is talking about, something having to do with the winter solstice, but damn if this dude isn't confident. As my unnamed cohort said, "He wears sunglasses indoors." Nough said.
This dude is like a radio DJ without the radio.
He's got an American Flag on his wall and an empty undecorated Christmas tree.
He ain't got much else.
He lights his cigarette and it's go time, "Let's get right into it," he says.
His hair is combed, maybe.
His glasses suggest that he has an eye condition or an interesting sense of like nerd-retro style.
He doesn't seem to buy into anything he's saying.
He isn't talking to anyone.
I have a man crush on this man.
And you thought conspiracy theorists couldn't be gay.
Your minds have been blown yet again.
Listen to this man warn us about North Korea, astrology, handsomeness and the dangers of bright indoor lights.

Dan Aykroyd, 9/11, Aliens, Truth

Dude, you ever just want to get all high and sit around and watch Dan Aykroyd rant about 9/11 and aliens and UFO's? Turns out he is an expert on UFO and Alien Truth. Normally i like to write a lot about the videos i post. But there just ain't that much to say. Here's Dan going off on Larry King about aliens and 9/11.

Then, here's Dan in part one of a really long thing about UFO's and aliens. There are eight parts to this epic, and Dan must smoke like 42012 thousand cigarettes before he finishes laying down a foundation of alien truth.

A Psychedelic False Apocalypse, In Waves of Truth

 Rem Lezar - 2C-$

cover by Jesse Parrotti

This is a mix that I made a couple years ago. It's in 6 parts and covers about 200+ tracks over 36 minutes. Jesse Parrotti painted its awesome psychedelic cover.
  Rem Lezar - 2C-$ by RemLezar

What goes on at the Desteni farm?

It costs 1200 euros to even get started in Desteni. So once you get signed up, who knows how much it costs to get your own bunk bed and work schedule out at the farm and get all the reading materials and i imagine you would need to buy farm working tools. You might even have to blow the leader, Bernard Poolman, who has some speeches about being all sex positive (not to downplay the eternal truth of this expensive cult (that's all about monetary equality) but, if i were a cult leader and had tons of truth slaves...i think i might just hold a few seminars on how much sex is great, especially sex with gurus, the guru in this room talking to you right now, hint hint, wink wink, my little truth slaves, sorry, I got a little off base thinking truth slaves)and so like most truth sellers, he'd probably be into fucking you in some way or another.
Anyway, because i don't have any money, i can't figure out what the hell exactly goes on at this farm.
I know reptilians, channeling spirits, speeches, worship ceremonies and farming but i also heard something about satanic cult sacrifices and lesbian love parties.
Then i found this video.
It turns out this video is a joke, they reveal it at the end. It was made by Desteni Farm dwellers in response to some youtube comments and accusations.
Now, it's not so creepy that they make a ten minute video joking over and over again about murder and burying bodies, or that they casually pretend to have stabbed their friend and left him in a pit. What's creepy is just how unfunny the video is. These guys seem completely detached from what's funny and what's not. Its as if they've never even seen comedy. Perhaps they don't have SNL or The Office on the farm. But then, that doesn't make sense, because they have the internet. I mean people post youtube vlogs constantly about the merits of shaving one's head, channeling, 2012, the annunaki, why we should all just share, indigo and crystal children. Those Desteni folk love telling me all kinds of things except for what the fuck they do all day.
Well, anyway, beyond the joking about murder and the sorry excuse for a sketch or hoax or whatever, the actual farm work looks tough. They earn their truth. And now, MURDER, LESBIAN SEX PARTIES, SATAN SATAN SATAN 666.......Desteni comedy.......

The Desteni Hairdo or The Destenido

The mail has been pouring in, and you people seem to want to know the truth about these Desteni folks. One fellow said to me, "Why do they shave their heads?" To let the good vibes in? The Desteni farm is hot and sweaty? All the better to equally share the universe?
Nope. Well sort of.
This guy tries to explain. He's a real piece of work.
You won't be able to listen to the whole thing, but basically he shaved his head because like he would be a coward not to do what they told him to do...wait. Let me try again.
They shave their heads because we all think too much about our hair. So it's best to shave it off and talk endlessly about how much he doesn't think or talk about his hair or i mean his lack of hair? Wait.
Ok so they shave their head because, like, shaving your head is not a hairstyle. It's the anti hairstyle. Well no. I mean it's about not making a statement with one's hair, because that would be shallow. So they shave their heads to make a statement about not making a statement via hairstyle. So they cut off all their hair to show that you don't need to style or cut your hair.
That's the truth.
Nothing makes less of a statement than shaving off all of your hair. When i shave my head, the first thing people say to me is, "Oh, you shaved your head, you must be not making a statement about something, and you are clearly not consciously manipulating your appearance."
I'm sorry, perhaps I'm doing a poor job of explaining this truthful practice. Shaving one's head is a tried and true way to prove truth, look smooth, support racism, or become a better fighter and a more subservient or i mean dedicated cult member.
Also, one of the Desteni books dares you to do it. So come on, give me twelve hundred dollars and shave your head, whats the matter? You a pussy?

My Thoughts on the Anti-Reptilian Desteni Cult

I've written about these folks before. This chick, she follows this Bernard Poolman fellow, who as far as i can tell is the leader of the Desteni Cult. They all live on a farm, and shave their heads, and believe in something, or everything or anything. Now i don't hate on no cults. And as far as i can tell this one isn't just another CIA mind control thingamajig. This loyal child like girl (yes she's a girl) has tons of videos where she breathes in real deep, then bam, she channels either her spirit guide, "Jack" or a dead guy (Martin Luther King Jr. or Edgar Casey, Bruce Lee, or Tesla, tons of people, thousands of videos, i think she did Heath Ledger but i might be making that up). And i don't mean to make light of this, i don't want anyone to think i am making fun of this teenager with a shaved head who channels dead people and occasionally channels Reptilian overlord God's or Annunaki spirits or seriously all kinds of stuff.
I think she is legit. So again, it's not her, i completely believe she can channel dead people. I do not think she is a confused, tragically misled, poor, brainwashed little girl.
I believe in her ability.
But jesus fucking christ, the shit these spirits say is boring as fuck!!!! Again its not her fault, it's the ghosts, but I can't tell you how many goddamned dramatic pauses there are, how often these dead people (who in life were some of the greatest orators this world has known) struggle for the right word, or contradict themselves, i mean all of them talk like fucking retards. I think something terrible must have happened to the ghost of Martin Luther King Jr, cause he doesn't sound anything like his old speeches anymore. Or maybe all ghosts are just retards or something, because they all just babble on and on about the same vague, pseudo philosophical, pseudo metaphysical bullshit. I mean for the life of me, no matter how many boring as fuck spirits i listen to, i can't figure out what the fuck the spirit world is trying to say!!! It's driving me nuts. I'm gonna have to write about Desteni for a bit. So loyal readers beware. Shit's about to get Desteni up in here for the next few days. I just hope that i don't end up having to dish out the 1200 euros to join the damn cult. I don't think i'd look good with a shaved head. Anywho, here is this chick channeling Hitler, and i don't need to remind you that this guy talked a country of people into genocide. In this video, i seriously don't have a clue what he's talking about. And i feel like I'm someone who has an extraordinary grasp on the truth.

Classic Jurrarri

Mixtapes aside, this is one of my favorite rap albums of the past 5 years, period. This mixtape has great beats and the only 2 "gibberish" tracks I've ever heard on a mixtape/album. Also, there appeared to be 2 different covers for this mixtape depending on whether you got it from mixtapetorrent.com or datpiff.com. I think I prefer the MixtapeTorrent one (above) as Jurrarri shows that he is too cool even for his own photo shoot, taking his time to text and see if anything else is going on.

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Jurrarri + OJ Da Juiceman + green screen =

Neil Degrasse Tyson Knows Truth

This dude only uses science when predicting shit, which usually makes him a pretty tame truth guy. I mean yeah, he makes a lot of sense, but he's always telling me that planet x is bullshit and that 2012 is bullshit, and that aliens are pretty much bullshit and all kinds of shit like that. Apparently he's one of those guys with an unreasonably high IQ and tons of physics-type degrees so he thinks he can just go and rain on my end-times parade. Still, though, he's pretty fun to listen to. In this video he tells us that there's no need to rely on Mayan calenders or all the other stuff that warns of 2012 extinction. Neil says there's a less mainstream but scientifically verifiable date, which might just fuck us the fuck up. This shit's about how if we survive 2012, in 2036 a meteor will at least kill those of us in Cali (not saying i live in Cali, i live in a super secret bunker, again, i repeat, CIA, NSA, reptiles, i am not in California).

Reptilian Shapeshifter is beautiful?

Listen. I will be honest, today the truth was vague. I was lost in a haze of non-truth. The ambiguous, confusing ether had succeeded and agnosticized me. Perhaps the beauty of thanksgiving and the miracles of Hannukkah, plus the pending Christmas cheer was making me soft.
So, in the spirit of 9/11:11-4:2012 I abandoned my useless feelings of non-paranoia, and set out for a good old fashioned truth hunt. What i found was truth. This video is beautiful. Truthful. And easily the most important (and my personal favorite) piece of video art, ever made.
This video is about how when Reptilians are on camera, occasionally their true form flashes for a moment, usually in the eyes. They are either unaware of this phenomenon, or they simply enjoy dropping us hints. Like an exhibitionist flashing his balls all over town, the reptilian overlords gives us a shade tipping wink here and there, when they feel giddy.
Now, there are thousands and thousands of videos out there, pointing out different examples of this phenomenon.
But this one. This is it.
While watching this three minute piece, please pretend you are in your cities MOMA, watching this in a big carpeted viewing room. You're sitting on a very modern looking white bench, all by yourself. The room is huge, as is the screen. The lights go out...this video begins.

Slick Jonestown Massacre

A cult moves 900 hundred people to a complex in the jungle in Guyana. Reports are that people are being subjected to weird mind control experiments and drugs. A congressman finally goes to check it out for himself with an NBC reporter and others, one state department man along for the ride is Richard Dwyer. While visiting, the congressman gets gunned down along with the reporter and most of the crew. Then 900 people killed themselves all at once. One of the men who strangely escapes getting shot down, is Richard Dwyer. Oh yes, one thing Richard Dwyer forgot to tell all of his murdered travel mates before they get shot to death, is that he is a CIA agent.
Oh also, most of the people didn't actually kill themselves but were shot or held down and injected. Alot of the men women and children were actually hunted down in the surrounding jungle and then dragged back to camp.
Oh, and their leader Jim Jones had major CIA connections and in the last recording made, during the last moments of Jonestown, Jones is heard ordering people to get Dwyer (our CIA agent) out before he gets hurt.
Also, they found enough Thorazine there along with other mind control drugs to drug an entire city, daily for years.
I've already written about the MK Ultra experiments. The CIA wanted to learn how to control peoples minds. Jonestown was the biggest and most evil mind control experiment ever.
Also, before becoming the cult complex. Jonestown was used as a CIA base for training contras.
It goes on and on, but what can you do about it? So horrible, the truth is in this case. And yet it's only slightly more horrible than the official story of a bunch of cult people killing themselves.
Knowing the truth, is just slightly worse than knowing the lie at first.
But when i really start thinking about it, it makes me happy to know that even after being promised utopia, then duped into a real shitty situation, in the middle of the jungle, where they were drugged and robbed of all personal freedom, with no hope for escape, those people didn't all kill themselves. Yes they were murdered, which sucks, but the point is that the experiment didn't work.
The CIA wanted and expected the people, like sheep, to give in and kill themselves when ordered to. But if you listen to the last tape, where Jones tells them to kill themselves, the people are clearly saying, "No." They refused to kill themselves. They were not completely brainwashed.
That's why it makes me happy to know that the CIA murdered 900 innocent people.

Only weed can take down the CIA

This old dude, claims he's an ol' CIA man. I think he's truthful.
The CIA sells drugs and works for business interests, which fund the CIA, so they can do whatever they want like sell drugs by funding gorilla armies that sell drugs, and topple nationalist governments, because the business guys can get a better deal to just pay a dictator and sell his drugs, and give him weapons and fuck over the people. Taking is better than trading. Plus you get all that extra money, selling the drugs. The dudes are drug dealers ok?
It all get's complicated, but like, trust me and this guy, legalizing drugs is the answer. I can say that as one hundred percent truth (i've seen The Wire so i know) drug wars just fuck up everyone's country. And drugs are fun and awesome. People who abuse them tend to suck, but the drugs themselves are fucking sweeeeet. I mean if they arn't awesome why do they sell so well? Pot especially is sweet. Right now most people are willing to accept that, i think.
In fact, you should all make a habit of always listening and paying attention to everything that you're stoner friends say, because they smoke their truth, and that's an inefficient way of getting truth. Infact, if you know anyone who shoots up THC every day, you should probably at least subscribe to his/her blog. Here's a CIA guy saying the war on drugs is dumb and evil.

Like Bernie

Thank you Allen!

The Truth about Thanksgiving!

I have often looked to thanksgiving as a welcome break from the world of truth. A time when one could sit, with people he loved because they were family, and talk about non meaningful, not truth oriented subjects, like the weather, how delicious food is, sweaters, the weather, football, golf, Christmas wish lists, and the weather.
But NOOOOOO. Thanksgiving aint what y'all think. It ain't about turkey. This video slowly reveals the truth about thanksgiving which turns out to be a major bummer, but hey, sometimes the truth ain't sunshine and smiles. It turns out that maybe Christians murdered some Indians (Indian is the Christian word for native American).
If the message wasn't enough of a bummer on it's own, these truth tellers put some elevator style sad piano in their video. I give em mad credit though because at like 30 seconds in they do that cool record scratching to a halt thing, that lets you know shit's about to get real and true.

The Message

Megalon a.k.a. Tommy Gunn

I figured I'd take the opportunity to upload this lost gold while I had my record player hooked up to the computer from uploading that Purling Hiss track. This is the b-side to a 12" by one of my favorite rappers of all time, Megalon (a.k.a. Tommy Gunn). He was in Monsta Island Czars, whose album Escape From Monster Island is considered to be a classic by many. I have always been more interested in his solo work, of which there is precious little available for how good he is and how long he's been doing his thing. His album "A Penny For Your Thoughts" is easily one of my favorite hiphop albums ever and one of my favorite albums period.
  Megalon AKA Tommy Gunn - Peace To The Homeless by RemLezar
I made this one available for download this time.

Purling Hiss

I saw the Philadelphian band Purling Hiss last week opening for Kurt Vile and the Violator's (who I am "officially" indifferent too). I was checking them out because Aquarius Records had made their album "Public Service Announcement" their top album of the week, and the couple of clips I listened to sounded like it was in the same vein of Wavves, Crocodiles, Best Coast, Dum Dum Girls, Meth Teeth, etc.--which I've been listening to a lot of lately. Purling Hiss' live show was ok, with the exception being the lead guitarist/singer who was shredding on his guitar pretty hard at least once a song, which I always appreciate, and he had a look in his eye like he could see something else in the room that nobody else could (but was as used to it as he could be). One song in particular stuck with me enough that I bought their record (admittedly I tried to download their album prior to the show, but it's only on vinyl and not well spread enough to be available). Although their show was fairly straight forward rock, at least half of the album is zoney psychedelic instrumental chill-on-the-couch music, and the whole LP sounds like it was recorded on a 4-track and then played through an AM radio station sometime between the early 70s and now. Totally awesome! And I still can't stop listening to this song, to the point where I've hooked up my record player to the computer and recorded it here for you to check out:
  Purling Hiss - Run From The City by RemLezar

The Truth has taken Geraldo

I imagine Geraldo was eating his morning oatmeal, sprinkled with gold, having it spooned into his mouth by several scantily clad teenage white slaves, when he saw a commercial that made him spit take his breakfast all over his marble dinning table.
The commercial about how some people had loved ones that died during 9/11 and those people wanted to know how their families died. They were upset that the 9/11 commission report, after ten years, still doesn't really make any sense, and doesn't even mention that a third sky scraper was demolished that day. Also, they wondered why thousands of engineers, who had nothing to gain, thought that the dirtiest government since governments, might have maybe lied to us, and given us a pretty shoddy if not retarded scientific explanation of how the three buildings collapsed. Anyhoo, then Geraldo probably fucked some of his white slaves (he is a white slaver, because he's too racist to be around other races, even when they are his servants) strapped on his pistol, and went to work, to spit a little truth on that which is fair, that which is balanced, Fox. Truth.
Surprisingly, though he normally hates the truth, and truthers, and conspiracy fact-ists, this commercial changed him. This time, Geraldo actually watched the 5 second clips of building seven being demolished (clips that have been around for nearly 10 years), yup he finally got around to devoting five of his professional investigative journalist seconds, to a clip that millions upon millions of people, have begged the media to explain, or at least look at for the last ten years. And Geraldo said, "you know that building looked like it was demolished. I wonder why the government won't admit that it was wired and blown up?" It only took ten years, and now he's finally come around to the truth. Also, real quick at the end of the clip, he dismissively, like it's common sense, thinks we should racially profile because we as a nation are, "ready for it."
Here he is, brand new truther, long time fox newser, all time loser,
Geraldo talking about about WTC building 7.

In 2012 we won't be able to see Boobs on the Internet!!!

The end of the world, the end of the internet, the end of boobs is coming. Some people fear the poles shifting in 2012. Some people think it will be the rapture, or the super Yellow stone super volcano will go off. Or you know, giant waves, or nuclear war, Palin gets elected, lots of scary stuff is expected.
Me, I'm deep in a secret bunker, so that shit won't bother me. I can withstand the waves and bombs and volcanoes and pole shifts down here, and i don't care who the president is. Only one thing scares me. The end of the internet. The end of boobs. Which is exactly what these net neutral, boob waving, doomsday warning, nerds are here to warn us about. This video was easy to find cause of the boobs. Though it's a little old, they have a dire warning about the end of truth blogging and boob ogling. They pleasantly supply their audience with boobs while we learn about the coming doom and the end of boobs. Alex Jones should consider adding more boobs to his broadcasts. And so should i.
(for some reason when i embed, instead of the front cover picture for this video being giant boob lady, it's a picture of a skinny internet dork...i can't apologize enough, and i assure you that i clicked on this originally because of the front page boobs, and the truth...truth=boobs)
2012, the end of the internet, the end of these boobs.

Art Students did 9/11

Ok, so basically, a lot of people think the Mossad (the Israeli CIA basically) helped execute 9/11 by planting the explosives in the buildings. This goes against a lot of things truth, in that "9/11 was an inside job" is like the truths favorite slogan. But i think it's good to consider that maybe it was inside and outside, like bellybuttons.
One interesting connection is this group of art students (though not Isralei) who at least one of which was confirmed to be a Mossad agent. Here's a bunch of pictures of them hanging around all this mysterious shit at the world trade center wearing work clothes, next to tons of mysterious card board boxes, I mean the fucking boxes like line the walls. People think these are the guys who wired the buildings, because the Mossad has lots of other eerie connections. Like a group of mossad agents who were caught by van, filled with explosives, that had a mural of planes falling into new york on it. Unfortunately just mentioning this makes me sound anti Semitic, but i assure you, I'm not. Jews are my roomates, my neighbors, my good friends. But the Mossad might of done 9/11, with the help of the CIA, and Cheney, and the reptilians, and now...fake art students. Again, I love all jews. And i love art students. And frankly, i got no hate for you even if you're in the CIA or the Mossad. Here's the video about the guys who wired the building for the all famous...CONTROLLED DEMOLITION!!!!!

Pleiadians Shot Down California Mystery Missile!

Well, apparently the mystery of the missile shot off the Cali coast the other day has been solved by this blond chick who channels aliens and has alien kids. Pleiadians are ancient aliens that protect us from our selves and the reptilians. The reptilians kill us, lie to us, 9/11 us, chem trail us, and occasionally eat us or sell us as meat once every fifty years. But shit, this lady will tell you all about it. She might be truth teller of the year. I give her mad credit for having the guts to talk about, Aliens, Reptilians, Chem trails, Pharmaceuticals, the CIA, Obama and War with Iran, all in one 4 minute clip. Speak that truth lady! It sounds so good when you do!!

Lisa Simpon did 9/11!!!!!

Sooooooo, 9/11 was an inside job, and yes the planes were not real, they were animated, that's old news. However, what i didn't know until yesterday, was that more animation is involved. The cartoon character Lisa Simpson, might very well be directly responsible for the worst false flag terrorist attack this country has ever inflicted upon itself in order to sell weapons, and kill brown people, and steal resources. This video shows, how previous to 9/11 Lisa Simpson offered an ominous warning, that would later be looked at as a bad ass braggers right, the yellow cartoon girl, might as well have said, in the 1997 episode, "Hey look, I'm gonna demolish these buildings, on this date, and all the idiot scared people in your non animated world are gonna get all blood and oil and war thirsty! HAHAHA!!!" She is apparently even more evil than Mr. Burns. The video also shows how the X Files spin off,The Lone Gunmen also predicted the false flag CIA executed "terrorist" attack on it's own country. Seriously, the whole episode is about how a shadow aspect of the government runs remote controlled planes into the world trade center, in order to sell weapons, six months before 9/11 this episode aired. I mean come on!! HEre's proof that CIA has lots of agents in the media, and someone was trying either to worn us, or plant a sick joke in the national psyche. They also suggest that a more recent episode of the Simpsons is trying to warn us about the next false flag terrorist attack, (highly believed to be a nuclear one) which they believe was going to happen four days ago. I admire they're effort and their truth perceptions and i think they are on the right track, but maybe we should reanalyze. I'm racking my brain...I'm thinking 9/11:11-4:2012, but the truth has been a lie before!
Apparently this video is too truthful to embed, so go here if you have the guts!

Missile Mystery

A local Cali news station noticed that this giant fucking missile launched off the coast, near Catalina island yesterday. Obviously the navy denies knowing anything about it. But it had to have been launched by some sort of submarine, or aircraft carrier. The why's, who's and what's are all speculation at this point. But the news asked a former deputy of defense what he thought of the video, he basically thought we were showboating our military shit, while Obama is in Asia. You know i don't like to guess on matters of truth, but I'm positive that we are preparing for more war. "How could we have more war?" you might be asking yourself. I think it's likely that The War on Terror will finally be upgraded to The War on War (which most likely will escalate into The World War III on World War III's or The War on Human Life or The Great War to End all of Man Kind) This video was sent to me early this morning from my man in the mountains, who shall go unnamed for his own protection.

I can't believe you missed that show

Although a lot of times rap performances are lacking due in part to the fact that all of the music was made while sitting down and generally doesn't involve live instrumentation in the final mix, I really would have liked to have seen Wiz Khalifa and Yelawolf performing last weekend--but of course I had to work anyway and I'm about as broke as ever.
Wiz Khalifa is the best rapper out of Pittsburgh right now (I know that that doesn't sound great, but think of it this way; he is well respected in the south and I also say "Bone is the best rap group out of Cleveland" and they're pretty much the best there is period) and is probably the most stoned rapper in the entire midwest to east-coast region. He's super laid back and happy to tell you how wonderful his life is, which mostly does sound pretty awesome. He released this mixtape in time for 4/20 this past year:

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Yelawolf is one of multiple rappers who have been making a name for themselves lately out of Alabama (he really blew up after his songs with Juelz Santana (video) and Slim Thug (video Yelawolf isn't in for some reason) and his SXSW show this past year). He is an extremely talented vocalist who sounds something like a combination of Bone Thugs style vocals, southern rap from Houston to Huntsville, and Pink Floyd-style psychedelia.

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And here is an enjoyable music video by Yela':

50 Cent - Forever King

 This mixtape is just so good. If you like Sincerely Yours, Southside then you will like this too.

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Sometimes we bloggers must hit the streets!!

Call me a fear monger. Call me a harbinger of doom. Fuck you. I'm a profit.

Time Travel

A friend turned me on to time travel. Apparently there are lots of people talking about a guy who they found talking on his cell phone in a Charlie Chaplin movie. Cell phones were not invented then. As well, the technology does not yet exist to digitally place new images into old films. As we saw in Forrest Gump, one must time travel to the future just to get the digital technology necessary to make it look like Tom Hanks talked to John Lennon on the silver screen. That said, I thought today, election day, a good day to abandon politics for a moment, and share my favorite time travel worm hole story, also involving cell phones and youtube. Feel free to vote silently as to whether or not this dude is giving us a straight story. Truth or lies? I think truth. Why would he lie? Why invite this sort of scrutiny with zero chance of gain? And could a crazy person really construct such concrete fake evidence? Why? How? The world is a many splendid mystery machine of truth. Thank the truth Gods this man had his cell phone before he crawled under his sink and met himself.

Betting on 9/11

Here is an abc news story a week or so after 9/11. It turns out there was money to be made, not just in the war, and weapons contracts, and the oil to be collected of course, buuuut, the very moment the planes (holograms) hit the buildings. Yup, if you knew they were gonna blow up the building and played the stock market accordingly, you stood to make billions. So basically that's what the CIA (Wallstreet) did. They placed put options (bets that the stock is going to drop (which seems like a shady option even to offer, but that's the stock market for you)) on American Airlines and a bunch of world trade center tenant corporations. And they didn't even try to make it look legit, cause who's gonna stop them? They bought, on the Thursday before 9/11, tons of these options were placed (in same cases like 90 times the normal amount) The abc analyst guy says it is not a coincidence. But the ABC guys are naive enough to think it was the "terrorists." Though i guess it was. You know but like the suit wearing kind, not the cave ones probably.

next, this video explains the same thing, but goes into which corporations and traders got the put options. It turns out it was some high up CIA (wallstreet) people. I apologize for this guys dorky voice. But the video is informative and truthful.

Don't you mean "Halo"een? Here's why you do:

Further information on the true dangers of "Halloween", as we've naively been calling it. The man who presents this video has a lot of other amazing truth to share as well. I think that you will agree that this quote by him on his website gives a pretty strong background check on where he's coming from:

This incredible journey began with a dream.

I dreamt that I was told I would be running a website telling people what the Government were doing. 2 months later everything started to happen and my eyes were opened

to the Masonic visual trickery which is 

all around us

In this video, my main man points out the fact that anyone with common sense knows that Halloween is evil.
So what do we do to stop it?
He says not to promote it, but "to un-promote it", which I will figure out how to do as quickly as possible--in fact if anyone has any feedback on how one can help un-promote Halo-een, please let me know. I am just 2 men, and apparently I have not even been using common sense lately when I thought that I had been. Actually, until seeing Slick's post and then hearing this news, I had been under the impression that Halloween was about having fun and getting an excuse to eat too many sweets once a year, just some old fun fall family tradition. And to think all of that seemingly good-natured fun was really worshiping Halios (Hades; The Devil) this whole time, all of those shared laughs and excitement with loved ones was secret Devil worship, that one time when you and your older brother really bonded for once on a fun evening out together was just fueling evil, we're all suckers.
But hey, at least we're all re-learning now.

The TRUTH about halloween

This lady speaks the truth about Halloween like a motha fucka! The pagans have ruled the world for a while along side the reptilians and Cheney and all the other dudes. Also Halloween is scarier and spookier and cooler than you ever knew. And little kids getting candy and dressing up is actually about worshiping the devil's, children and slitting throats and eating children, and sacrificing children and apple-razorblading children and poisoning apples that will be consumed by your children's children, and who gives out fucking apples anymore? did they ever? Halloween sucked back when they gave out apples. That's why the satanists and the pagans decided to put razor blades in the fucking apples, cause everyone's like, where's the fucking Snickers bars? Can i get some goddamned, burning in hell, satan worshiping single serving sized (just one cup)orange wrappered, peanut buttered Reeses Cup! no here's an apple, and the kids like, I'd rather eat razor blades than stick this fucking apple in my sack, or plastic pumpkin or pillow case. And the satanist dudes like, fine, but I'm poisoning the razor blades. happy halloween to me!

Voting blows

This one's for all the voters. So, truth people, you know how it's almost election time, and you're out drinking with some fun loving folks and suddenly everyone is like, you should vote for this person, not that person, def not that guy, voting is important and responsible and you gotta be researched and every vote matters and not voting is just a vote for the other side, and you lazy piece of shit, you crazy mother fucker, if you don't vote you are a bad person, hurting the world with your apathy, ignorant fuck, irresponsible naive, stupid asshole know-nothing.
Fuck that noise.
News flash. Voting doesn't matter. It doesn't matter anymore than the millions of protesters that tried to stop the Iraq war mattered. Why doesn't it matter? Because you have to be rich to be elected? Because it's a two party system and both sides are the same? Because the corporations have most of the power now anyway (even the army is privatized, along with the best schools, and health care)? Well, yeah. I mean all of those are good points. But even more so, voting doesn't matter because it's all fucking rigged.
For real.
Here is computer programmer, Clinton Eugene Curtis, testifying, under oath, before U.S. House Judiciary Members in Ohio, that congressman Tom Feeney, tried to commission him to write a program that would cause the presidential election results to flip in 2001. Which he said would be easy and is basically what he thinks happened. Also, the next video goes more into how it was done. And then the last video is part one of an HBO documentary about how easy it is to fake the results with electronic voting equipment and how the company who makes all that shit, Diebold, is dirty and republican and there's evidence they sell elections.
Have fun November 2nd Americans!

Drones, Lasers, 9/11

Aight, you know I'm a card carrying no planer, i don't think that planes were hijacked and crashed into the buildings on 9/11. Yup, I'm nuts. True. Truth. So, ok, fine, maybe I'm wrong. Stranger things have happened. Here's a slightly different theory I've been researching. Perhaps there were actually planes, but they were remote controlled and laser guided, similar to the way the remote controlled flying drones operate in Iraq, Afghanistan, and now Pakistan. First lets just look at how easy it would be, if you have the right tech, for one or two people to fake the work of 19 terrorists, thus fooling the whole country with remote control technology. Here's two people, operating in some bunker, using computers, remote control planes, and multimillion dollar laser guided missiles to kill...a pickup truck.

When you say Cheney did 9/11 the haters always say, "that's crazy, do you know how many people would have to be involved to pull this off and keep these secrets?" Apparently,it would only take Cheney and two dudes who can play video games. But ok, now your saying, "It seems possible, but is there any evidence that this is what happened?"
Why thank you for asking. Yes there is. This video points out the laser, reflecting off the building, that guided the drone/missile into the building. If that's not enough to make you consider that drones might be involved, the video goes on to point out a FUCKING DRONE that flies right by the building moments after the second impact.

9/11 wittnesses gettin dropped like flies

Congress hopeful, Travis Irvine, libertarian candidate in Ohio, sent this video my way. Though i was already more than familiar with the particular video, as not much get's by your humble narrator, as far as truth is concerned, and i do not claim to support the libertarian party, or any party for that matter, as i know by now that power is the true nemesis of any man or force, governmental or corporate, still, it's good to have men on the inside. And Travis originally helped to start me on my road away from the bottle, the pipe, the needle, the gas soaked rag, the bag of glue and towards truth. Also, I'm glad he reminded me of this one. Just another piece of the pie. The 9/11 Was An Inside Job Cream Pie. By now i have left Travis behind in the world of professional politics and plane huggers. Travis is the naive type that means well, but wants people to vote as if the elections arn't all rigged in the typical lizardian ways. This video shows just how many people who reported explosives in the buildings, or didn't see planes, or helped fake the media aspects...well tons of them have been offed. It's pretty crazy. The NSA and CIA are really good at suiciding people, or faking heart attacks, but one of the witnesses even reported on the radio, one week before testifying against high up government officials, that she was not going to kill her self, that she was looking forward to testifying. I mean dude, she promised she wouldn't kill herself, that's how much people expected her to get offed. Then bam, she is found hung in her mother's basement. Right before testifying. And that's just one of the many mysterious deaths. Check it out this truth. Thanks Travis. Good luck with becoming part of the problem. Don't cut me out when you become a reptilian.

Da Bigg Homie Screwww

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Fresh Off Da Water has been one of my most listened to albums of the past year. Screwww has a slow, confident, half-sung flow that sounds like he wouldn't even think to make up any of what he's saying. Most of his lyrics are pretty simple and straight-forward, but all of that combined with his great choice of beats and the energy he brings to it ends up creating a very real feeling atmosphere. Truthful even. And we're all about the Truth around here. Speaking of truth, when I asked Slick his thoughts on Screwww, he said that "it's always kind of refreshing to find musicians of any kind that have zero sex appeal...also its really rough to be an alcoholic and a gangster.  I'd say being drunk helps him deal with the fear and paranoia that comes with being a gangster.  however, i imagine that fear and paranoia is the only thing that keeps you from getting killed or caught while being a gangster and so his drinking will most likely get him killed or locked up.  is he locked up?"
Yeah as far as I know the feds picked him up this past summer, unfortunately. Although I don't know what is going on with that at all. Considering how easy it is to find out information about Young Jeezy without even wanting to, you would think there would at least be a little info out there on one of his fellow CTE members.
My favorite songs on this mixtape are Buy In Bulk, Me & My Chick, Take No Loss, Under My Wing, Money, My Fam, and All Black Tee. No bad tracks on this one though.
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I can't seem to find a mixtape that has this Screwww song on it. Too bad because I've been listening to it about 10 times a day, if not on youtube then in my head. As Slick pointed out to me, a great thing about this song/video is that it feels very real and the dissonance in his chorus works really well--he might not have the best singing voice but he still makes great use of it, no auto-tune around here.

goto80 - Son of Music

goto80 is probably my favorite 8-bit/chiptune artist.
This free album from him, Son of Music, was released in late 2007 and was his 13th minialbum of that year. It is extremely catchy and will definitely sit well with you while you're playing video games (or whatever you're doing). I think my favorite songs on this album are probably casio river (track 2) and loadit remix (track 6).

 Get a proper tracklist and download Son of Music various ways here, or just download it, or listen to it now on this uninformative player that the website provides for you(me) to embed:

Just hit that^ next button to go to the next track.

Cool goto80 videos.


I believe this video below is of the sort that's created by messing with the programming of a video game. Whether or not it is though, it looks and sounds pretty rad.

They are gonna make oil out of people!!!!!!

Consider this the emergency broadcasting center, and i your Paul Revere riding down the street on my trustworthy pony, screaming at the top of my colonial lungs, "PEAK OIL IS COMING!!!!" That's right folks, the worlds gonna run out of oil and we all are going to kill each other forever lost in the void that is, no iphone, no car. LA will most certainly crumble (film producers are actually made out of oil). SOOOOOoooo, the gov knows all bout it. of course. That's why they did 9/11, so as to get the country on board to take every last drop of oil under the guise of a war on terror. Now, it turns out that 9/11 and the three subsequent wars in progress might not be enough.
I have seen videos for years about how FEMA death camps are being built all across the country in preparation for when martial law is declared (most likely when another false flag "terrorist" attack is carried out on the country by the CIA). All the dissidents will be rounded up, taken to the FEMA death camps, and well...put to death.

But today, i got deeper into the bowels of truth. Turns out the whole FEMA death camp thing isn't exactly right. Yes they want us dead. Yes they will round us up, kill us and put us in those plastic coffins, but it don't stop there! Shit get's real!! They want to turn our mother fucking dead, murdered bodies into OIL!!!!!! Check this shit out!!!

New World Order on the Run? Benjamin Fulford

Now i must introduce to you, Benjamin Fulford. This guy has warmed my blood for the last couple years, ever since the first time I saw him on Youtube. Most of the people that fight for truth on youtube, just bullhorn-yell about it, Jones style, or write about it, Icke style, or blog about it, Slick style. Fulford reported on the truth just like the rest of us schmucks, but then, according to Benjamin, an Illuminati assassin offered Fulford the choice of either joining the New World Order, or getting killed, sleeping with the fishes, pushing up daises, getting shot. you know. So what does Fulford do, does he back down? Run away? No, he lines himself up with a secret alliance of Asian assassin ninjas (who also don't like the New World Order) and Fulford says, "fuck you, i won't join you, New World Order, the ninjas will protect me!" Then he continues spitting the truth, and reporting and even interviewed Rockefeller in Tokyo (Rockefeller is mostly considered to be one of the kings of the New World Order)

Every once and a while i like to check up on Benjamin Fulford and see how the ninja life style is going in Japan (that's where he lives). So color me surprised when today i was checking on him, in youtube (Fulford also lives in youtube) and i found a video of him sitting next to some suit wearing Illuminati guy and the two of them tell me that The World Order is on it's death bed!? Am i out of a job? Apparently the ninjas have defeated the folks who brought us 9/11, the people who had plans to kill 4 billion innocent people. Now these assholes are "on the verge of complete loss of power."
Fulford is the man, and again, he has ninjas on his side, but i don't know. This all seems a little convenient. I don't like to speculate on the truth, but if i were to cast a guess of honesty, i would say that The New World Order has captured Fulford and brainwashed him or are at least holding some of his ninja friends hostage and forcing him to lie and make his followers think that there's nothing to worry about, the bad guys are dead and dying. so as to throw people off of their trail. People like me. The truth afterall is the enemy of the enemy. But hell, you decide.

C'mon, Cavs

Cavs coach Byron Scott wears an unfortunate tie:

Give it a good, close look. He wore this last week on media day, no less.

In more positive Cavs news, they won their first exhibition game of the season and J.J. Hickson and Boobie Gibson both played very well, which is a good sign for the upcoming season. I saw one prediction on Yahoo saying that the Cavs would be in last place this upcoming season and had them winning 12 games. That's ridiculous and I don't think it's a stretch to say that the Cavs could take the 8th seed in the playoffs (which would probably have them playing the Miami Heat(who will be worn out by then anyway)).

High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program or HAARP

I've gotten ahead of myself in truth telling. HAARP is an earth quake machine, sort of. It is funded by the military. Based on like Tesla tech it like sends a bunch of energy up into the sky which will either, mess with the weather, or raise up part of atmosphere and maybe reflect back down into the earth. People send 30 watts into the ground to check for oil. HAARP could send one billion watts. Which would cause an earth quake, or a super thunderbolt or the northern lights to become visible, all kinds of stuff. PEople say that HAARP was used accidentally or purposefully causing most of the recent natural disasters(maybe not so natural), you know earthquakes and tsunamis and all that horrible shit. One thing that HAARP does when used, is make the northern lights visible in the sky. People have claimed to see the northern lights in the sky minutes before the earth quake in Hatti and other places, including china. Here's the news reporting on the northern lights, but being ignorant about HAARP


Here Jesse The Body Ventura (one of my favorite truthers. the guy is tough, a navy a seal, was once governor and still he hasn't gotten deep enough. If i were the new world order i would try recruit this dude immediately before he destroys them all) tackles this HAARP shit on his awesome and truthful show about honesty. This show is pretty rediculous, but you know, the truth gotta come out. This be part one of the HAARP episode.

MK Ultra

Some people are crazy. Some people have mental disorders that make them believe in false realities. Reality is pretty strange and hard to believe. Therefore i will admit that sometimes it is hard to tell the truth from the crazy. Some people believe they were tortured by the CIA so as to turn them into Manchurian Candidates (mindless assassins that have been brainwashed, like in the movie The Manchurian Candidate, or that Ben Stiller movie which was a rip off of a Bret Easton Ellis novel)
The CIA killed the Kennedy bros, they killed all those people at Jones Town and made them look like suicides, they did 9/1l and John Lennon just to see if they could. They do it all.
One thing they did and got sort of caught doing was MK ULTRA experiments on children, prisoners, crazy people, all kinds of mean stuff (electrocution, massive doses of LSD, sexual abuse, isolation, trying to compartmentalize peoples minds, playing bad music over and over again, make them into spies, sex slaves, and assassins (for real!)) here's Bill Clinton apologizing for it, sort of.

Now if you still don't buy it, here are some folks who testified, that this shit was really done to them. They think they were being made into spies. I believe them. There are tons of people who think this has been done to them. Who knows how many of these people have been brainwashed and programed to kill you.

Lil B - Blue Flame

Awesome No Limit-style cover for the Berkeley MC (but not as awesome as the latest Lil B freestyles cover).

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that this is the first mixtape west of Texas that Trap-A-Holics has put out. I have ended up listening to this mixtape far more than any other album I have since it came out a couple of weeks ago, and Blue Flame combined with his Soulja Boy collab mixtape and so many youtube video posts is gonna make him completely blow up any day now. I'm expecting a big Waka Flocka Flame music video feature or something.

My favorite songs on Blue Flame are Rich Ho, I'm Heem, The Trap, BasedGod, Wonton Soup, I'm Paris Hilton, and the Blue Flame remix.

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Project Blue Beam

Ok so this ones a big deal. It should happen any day now. The powers that be will create earthquakes in all major holy lands (using an earthquake machine called HAARP, and plant objects to suggest that every major religion had it close, but no cigar. Then they will use the same microwave spitting CIA funded HAARP station to send messages directly into our brains making us think demons are talking to us. At this point they will project visions of the new Christ into the atmosphere over each country, and send out more microwaves into our brains to make us think this new, giant, religious figure is talking to us directly into our brains in our own languages. Now I'm thinking this will go down either 2012, or 42012. It's hard to say.

Random Basketball Statistics

On average, the heaviest team in the league is the Los Angeles Clippers at an average weight of 230 lbs. The lightest is the Golden State Warriors at 216 lbs. The oldest team in the league is the Lakers with an average of 28 years old. The youngest is the Timberwolves at 23.4 years.
Do those stats appear to mean anything? As far as weight goes not really, although the Warriors are the fastest paced team in the league (well, we'll see this upcoming season but I imagine they will continue to be so with Stephen Curry and Monta Ellis running their back-court). However, age does seem to make a difference as the Lakers are the best team in the league and the Timberwolves are clearly the worst team in the league. The next 5 oldest teams are the Nuggets, Heat, Suns, Celtics, and Magic--all of whom are contenders to at least get to the Conference Finals.
I also looked up the average height of each team (that was actually the first thing that I was looking at) and surprisingly players for every single team were on average either 6-6 or 6-7. I figured that there would be at least a couple of teams who had a good inch or 2 on everyone else.

The Golden State Warriors are a completely different team this season

While we wait to see where Carmelo Anthony will end up, I wanted to make note of my favorite Western Conference baskteball team's complete revamping this off-season. Everyone has been talking about the Heat, the Cavs, the Lakers, the Celtics, the Nuggets, the Bulls (aka teams that made/are making moves that actually have a chance at getting to the finals....other than the Cavs), but the team that changed in every aspect the most this off-season was the Warriors. Now that Don Nelson is gone, centers and power forwards will actually be allowed to play for more than 20 minutes per game. Unfortunately though, they accidentally let Anthony Morrow walk away for nothing to make more room for David Lee's contract and traded Kelenna Azubuike, Anthony Randolph and Ronny Turiaf to the Knicks for David Lee and his gigantic contract. He's a very good player, but all 4 of those guys were pretty good players, and now that Nelson is gone who knows how good Anthony Randolph could've been in the Warriors system. And Corey Maggette and CJ Watson are gone too. I think that CJ Watson will continue to improve and that he would have been the main guard off the bench this upcoming season for both point guard and shooting guard if the Warriors hadn't let him go. Watson will get to win more in Chicago, but will play less than if he had stayed in Oakland.

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