The birds in the sky, the fish in the sea

So yesterday, we got into the mass amount of dead birds and talked a bit about how CNN doesn't have a fucking clue.
Today i wanted to try and tackle the truth about the dead birds and fish that have been turning up in droves. I have some possible solutions, but I ain't exactly satisfied. Again I am reminded that truth is dynamic not static.
First, this youtuber points out that this shit happened last year as well, around the same time. The news reported tons of dead birds falling from the sky in new york. So this happens annually, sort of. The youtuber goes on to claim that perhaps 2012 is responsible. I think pointing out last year's similar news reports, is quite relevant and i commend him or her, but I admit, I'm not sure where exactly he or she is going with 2012. Perhaps 42012. None the less here are some reports from a year ago of tons of birds dying.

So, again i don't see how 2012 is involved. However what i do notice, is that the news is always all over taking pictures of dead birds. Yesterday, I lashed out at CNN for teasing my truther brethren. Today I propose that CNN or rather the entire news media is killing all the birds and fish. Because they like to take pictures of dead things. One inside source, a photographer for the Mass Media said to me, "I love pointing a video camera at a dead animal, we all do. In fact the only thing we like more than getting a close up of a dead bird, is if we got like one thousand dead birds in the background."
I rest my case.

Next, many people are suggesting that HAARP is responsible. Their evidence is extremely technical and involves lots of charts and maps and measurements, and so just trust me that they got something going there. Basically, HAARP is the pentagon's earth quake machine, and it bounces radio waves off the ionosphere into the ground, and then bam earthquake, tsunami!!! Fuck! The more rural truthers think that the gov is planning some sort of giant earthquake and has been testing around the world, which is what's killing everything. These HAARP truthers have more foresight than me, because i fail to see what good an earthquake would be for the NWO. How do you blame an earthquake on terrorists? Perhaps you could use it as a reason to declare martial law and rule over the people with an iron fist. But i would think it would be easier to just keep ruling us with a fake democracy, and an all powerful global corporation based monarchy, and slave labor service jobs, and school debt, and delicious Taco Bell.

And I never thought I'd say this, but the Bible has some insight on the bird-fish danger zone. I would snort some speed (i prefer aderall to meth, because meth hurts my nose) before you try and read this bible verse, in order to stay awake for the entirety of it.
3 “I will sweep away both man and beast;
I will sweep away the birds in the sky
and the fish in the sea—
and the idols that cause the wicked to stumble.”[a]
“When I destroy all mankind
on the face of the earth,”
declares the LORD,

So there it is, i gotta say that's some pretty creepy shit about the bible saying the birds and fish will get swept and then it all happening and shit.
The only thing is that i was walking to get some booze for the end times, and i noticed all these fucking pigeons pecking away at a dorito, and i thought, "hey those guys aren't all dead and swept away?" And then i looked it up, and it turns out that tons of birds and fish are still not dead. In fact most of the birds and fish are not dead in the streets of Arkansas. Sooooo, maybe God is taking his time because he really wants to enjoy smiting all of his creations? OR maybe HAARP is God? Or maybe God is truth and so I'm HAARP?
Shit, i admit it, i still don't know what the fuck is going on.
But I'm digging a second bunker under my first bunker.

CNN Hates the Truth

Look, one thing the massive mass media is not good at, is reporting on anything at all interesting or important. Let alone truthful.
Remember those wars that we are currently in? Remember how the mass news media was all gung ho about sending our teens over there to kill everybody? Remember all the massive mass mass media fear mongering? Remember how they made fun of the protesters? Remember how they called the internet dissenters crazy conspiracy theorists?
Remember how wrong and dumb and rich and part of the machine the massive mass mass media is?
Well one thing they are good at, is making light of truth.
You've all heard of the dead birds in Arkansas on News Years Eve. Thousands of birds mysteriously fell from the sky all at once.
The mass massive media says this strange mystery happened because of stress. Yup, fireworks scared thousands of birds to death all at the same time. You know, you've heard it a million times. First thing i do after fireworks every year on the fourth of july is walk around town and collect the thousands of dead birds! Remember how we always do that after fireworks since that happens so much?
So clearly, those birds were like poisoned or something, probably by accident by some fucking company or government agency or whatever, and now it's being covered up.
But forget that. Don't talk about it. Don't even think about it. Cause CNN doesn't want you to.
Now CNN has taken a stance against theorizing. That's right, if you want to discuss, or theorize or try to figure out a mystery, it's very likely that CNN will try to humiliate you on national television.
A friend sent me this CNN report about the bird deaths, where they offer very few answers, but instead take the time to make fun of a dozen or so vloggers, who posted about what they think could have happened to the birds.
I mean, look, I'm aware that vloggers look dumb. We all look dumb. The fucking CNN reporter in this video, to me, is the stupidest looking nut of the bunch. But this is our fucking world CNN. We like that we have the internet to talk about whatever we want to no matter how naive or dumb, or controversial, or dangerous, or scary, or funny, or truthful you think it is.
It's bad enough that CNN won't report on anything at all controversial. But do they really have to go to the trouble to try and rape independent public discussion? (please pretend i am yelling this next part through a bullhorn, Alex Jones style) IT'S A FUCKING MYSTERY!!! THIS IS HOW YOU SOLVE MYSTERIES! YOU THEORIZE AND THEN TEST YOUR FUCKING THEORIES!! ITS THE FUCKING SCIENTIFIC METHOD! HYPOTHESIZE! Never once in the scientific method does it tell you to, just listen to what the other guy said even if his one explanation doesn't make sense to you. That is not a step.
CNN sucks.
This reporter is a fucking piece of shit.
Oh also, if you would like to read about what really happened to those birds, check out this theory about chemical weapons, and a high up whistle blower who was murdered for trying to go public about the accident that led to the mass bird grave here.