Showing posts with label annunaki. Show all posts
Showing posts with label annunaki. Show all posts
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Thursday, February 3, 2011
ALIENS
Ladies and gentle sheeple. It has come to my attention that i have not posted in a long time. I apologize, but have lost most of the last few weeks.
I was abducted by aliens. I had been freebasing DMT. For some reason i had a strange reaction to that drug. Unlike the majority of users, who most often experience a hallucination that involves traveling through space and meeting aliens, I on the other hand, had no such hallucination, but was actually abducted by aliens, and made to travel through space in real life. My contemporaries claim that i was simply hallucinating. They claim i was actually, in real life, just camped out on the couch, totally washed for a week, occasionally hitting the pipe.
But i know the truth.
The me they saw on the couch was clearly some sort of hologram or replacement clone. I on the other hand was fucking traveling through space in a space craft, talking to aliens who were way fucking smart and total rapists.
The good news is, they want to save us from planetary distruction. The bad news is they have to examine us by probing us for weeks at a time. The good news is, they're learning how to make that experience more pleasurable. The bad news is that pleasure is addicting. The good news is you can beat the addiction. The bad news is it takes a lot of work and you can't party anymore, and it makes it tough i imagine to hang out with people who are totally partying and shit.
The good news that the truth is always there for you.
Also the aliens will save us all.
After they probe us. One at a time.
Good luck.
Relax.
It will all be over soon.
Yours in Truth,
slick
Oh and here's the ship that took me in when I was hooked on smoking all that hallucinogen.
I was abducted by aliens. I had been freebasing DMT. For some reason i had a strange reaction to that drug. Unlike the majority of users, who most often experience a hallucination that involves traveling through space and meeting aliens, I on the other hand, had no such hallucination, but was actually abducted by aliens, and made to travel through space in real life. My contemporaries claim that i was simply hallucinating. They claim i was actually, in real life, just camped out on the couch, totally washed for a week, occasionally hitting the pipe.
But i know the truth.
The me they saw on the couch was clearly some sort of hologram or replacement clone. I on the other hand was fucking traveling through space in a space craft, talking to aliens who were way fucking smart and total rapists.
The good news is, they want to save us from planetary distruction. The bad news is they have to examine us by probing us for weeks at a time. The good news is, they're learning how to make that experience more pleasurable. The bad news is that pleasure is addicting. The good news is you can beat the addiction. The bad news is it takes a lot of work and you can't party anymore, and it makes it tough i imagine to hang out with people who are totally partying and shit.
The good news that the truth is always there for you.
Also the aliens will save us all.
After they probe us. One at a time.
Good luck.
Relax.
It will all be over soon.
Yours in Truth,
slick
Oh and here's the ship that took me in when I was hooked on smoking all that hallucinogen.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Kitten People Truth
Mostly when you think of Aliens and Annunaki and Reptilians and stuff, you think negativity. Those guys are always trying to hide their secrets and rule us and fuck up the planet.
So are there any super human-style beings out there who are positive? You know, aliens who are into yoga and mushrooms and Jurassic 5 and Burning Man? Good news! We have made contact. Well somewhere around 20,000 of us have heard the message of the Cat People. Don't worry, they come in peace, and they just want us to like love each other and shit. I love kitties. I like some people. And I'm all about love (truth). So, I've taken it upon myself to help them get their message out. Here she is. I don't know how high up in the Cat Person society she is. But in my mind she's the fucking queen of the omnibenevolent Cat People.
So are there any super human-style beings out there who are positive? You know, aliens who are into yoga and mushrooms and Jurassic 5 and Burning Man? Good news! We have made contact. Well somewhere around 20,000 of us have heard the message of the Cat People. Don't worry, they come in peace, and they just want us to like love each other and shit. I love kitties. I like some people. And I'm all about love (truth). So, I've taken it upon myself to help them get their message out. Here she is. I don't know how high up in the Cat Person society she is. But in my mind she's the fucking queen of the omnibenevolent Cat People.
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