The Desteni Hairdo or The Destenido

The mail has been pouring in, and you people seem to want to know the truth about these Desteni folks. One fellow said to me, "Why do they shave their heads?" To let the good vibes in? The Desteni farm is hot and sweaty? All the better to equally share the universe?
Nope. Well sort of.
This guy tries to explain. He's a real piece of work.
You won't be able to listen to the whole thing, but basically he shaved his head because like he would be a coward not to do what they told him to do...wait. Let me try again.
They shave their heads because we all think too much about our hair. So it's best to shave it off and talk endlessly about how much he doesn't think or talk about his hair or i mean his lack of hair? Wait.
Ok so they shave their head because, like, shaving your head is not a hairstyle. It's the anti hairstyle. Well no. I mean it's about not making a statement with one's hair, because that would be shallow. So they shave their heads to make a statement about not making a statement via hairstyle. So they cut off all their hair to show that you don't need to style or cut your hair.
That's the truth.
Nothing makes less of a statement than shaving off all of your hair. When i shave my head, the first thing people say to me is, "Oh, you shaved your head, you must be not making a statement about something, and you are clearly not consciously manipulating your appearance."
I'm sorry, perhaps I'm doing a poor job of explaining this truthful practice. Shaving one's head is a tried and true way to prove truth, look smooth, support racism, or become a better fighter and a more subservient or i mean dedicated cult member.
Also, one of the Desteni books dares you to do it. So come on, give me twelve hundred dollars and shave your head, whats the matter? You a pussy?

My Thoughts on the Anti-Reptilian Desteni Cult

I've written about these folks before. This chick, she follows this Bernard Poolman fellow, who as far as i can tell is the leader of the Desteni Cult. They all live on a farm, and shave their heads, and believe in something, or everything or anything. Now i don't hate on no cults. And as far as i can tell this one isn't just another CIA mind control thingamajig. This loyal child like girl (yes she's a girl) has tons of videos where she breathes in real deep, then bam, she channels either her spirit guide, "Jack" or a dead guy (Martin Luther King Jr. or Edgar Casey, Bruce Lee, or Tesla, tons of people, thousands of videos, i think she did Heath Ledger but i might be making that up). And i don't mean to make light of this, i don't want anyone to think i am making fun of this teenager with a shaved head who channels dead people and occasionally channels Reptilian overlord God's or Annunaki spirits or seriously all kinds of stuff.
I think she is legit. So again, it's not her, i completely believe she can channel dead people. I do not think she is a confused, tragically misled, poor, brainwashed little girl.
I believe in her ability.
But jesus fucking christ, the shit these spirits say is boring as fuck!!!! Again its not her fault, it's the ghosts, but I can't tell you how many goddamned dramatic pauses there are, how often these dead people (who in life were some of the greatest orators this world has known) struggle for the right word, or contradict themselves, i mean all of them talk like fucking retards. I think something terrible must have happened to the ghost of Martin Luther King Jr, cause he doesn't sound anything like his old speeches anymore. Or maybe all ghosts are just retards or something, because they all just babble on and on about the same vague, pseudo philosophical, pseudo metaphysical bullshit. I mean for the life of me, no matter how many boring as fuck spirits i listen to, i can't figure out what the fuck the spirit world is trying to say!!! It's driving me nuts. I'm gonna have to write about Desteni for a bit. So loyal readers beware. Shit's about to get Desteni up in here for the next few days. I just hope that i don't end up having to dish out the 1200 euros to join the damn cult. I don't think i'd look good with a shaved head. Anywho, here is this chick channeling Hitler, and i don't need to remind you that this guy talked a country of people into genocide. In this video, i seriously don't have a clue what he's talking about. And i feel like I'm someone who has an extraordinary grasp on the truth.