UFO's have been IDENTIFIED!!!!

Greetings truthers!! I just got back from the Belly of the Beast, where i was whoring myself out for an art project called Doggie Woggie Poochie Woochies that the monsters over at Everything Is Terrible are trying to make happen in an effort to possibly save the world.
And not a moment too soon i might add.
Here is a video, showing all this crazy unexplained shit in the sky. The shit is so unexplainable, it lends itself to only one explanation. Extra dimensional beings.
Now, at first, they just play that crazy song from the crazy drug movie (plus tons of other movies, that line of strings is just the go-to tune for when you want to scare the pants off of folks) and then they show all these crazy lights in the sky, which are pretty and fun to look at no matter what you think they are. They could be nature, or aliens or experimental planes or HAARP or a huge hokes or maybe all the lights are camera hallucinations (I'm not sure if cameras can hallucinate, but they can drop acid, so I'm thinking maybe)
Then they play this clip of this guy who is crying and having a nervous breakdown on the air and claiming to have worked for Area 51. Now this dude sounds very much like someone with paranoia issues, who may or may not have gone off his meds and started maybe mixing fantasy with reality, and mixing booze with other drugs and wearing tin foil hats. Buuuut, that's just what he sounds like. I suppose if someone were working for area 51 and found out about all this scary shit and then had to go on the run to save his life from extra dimensional beings, well, he would probably sound like someone with a few screws loose. I would like to talk to maybe one of his family members to hear about if this guy maybe had a brief history with speed, and or delusional paranoid nightmares about aliens and area 51. Perhaps he started confusing his job at Wallmart with a job at area 51 which then caused him to get fired, which then caused him to really go off, you know really dive down into that rabbit hole everyone had been telling him to avoid at all costs. He does after all mention getting fired in his teary rant and it seems to me that if area 51 wanted someone dead, they wouldn't fire him first. If it were me, i would set him up for a promotion and then put a bullet in his temple. Sounds cold, i know, but in my line of work, you have to start putting yourself in the minds of the extra dimensional beings. And if i were one and wanted his secret kept, I'd tell him he was doing a great job and then dumb that fucker desert, right?
Anyway, this video is cool, and strange, and disturbing or at least pretty. Also, one more time, i want to type, extra dimensional beings. Fuck creatures from space. From now on, i only care about beings from other dimensions.
slick
over and out

ALIENS

Ladies and gentle sheeple. It has come to my attention that i have not posted in a long time. I apologize, but have lost most of the last few weeks.
I was abducted by aliens. I had been freebasing DMT. For some reason i had a strange reaction to that drug. Unlike the majority of users, who most often experience a hallucination that involves traveling through space and meeting aliens, I on the other hand, had no such hallucination, but was actually abducted by aliens, and made to travel through space in real life. My contemporaries claim that i was simply hallucinating. They claim i was actually, in real life, just camped out on the couch, totally washed for a week, occasionally hitting the pipe.
But i know the truth.
The me they saw on the couch was clearly some sort of hologram or replacement clone. I on the other hand was fucking traveling through space in a space craft, talking to aliens who were way fucking smart and total rapists.
The good news is, they want to save us from planetary distruction. The bad news is they have to examine us by probing us for weeks at a time. The good news is, they're learning how to make that experience more pleasurable. The bad news is that pleasure is addicting. The good news is you can beat the addiction. The bad news is it takes a lot of work and you can't party anymore, and it makes it tough i imagine to hang out with people who are totally partying and shit.
The good news that the truth is always there for you.
Also the aliens will save us all.
After they probe us. One at a time.
Good luck.
Relax.
It will all be over soon.
Yours in Truth,
slick
Oh and here's the ship that took me in when I was hooked on smoking all that hallucinogen.

To the Moon!

I was watching Capricorn One, which is a movie, staring O.J. about the government faking a mars landing. Which reminded me that I was far behind on my Moon Landing Truth. So i dug into that lunar dust and the light of Apollo shined down upon me. Listen, it was probably faked.
Unfortunately i know nothing about science and so it's hard for me to back up my theories.
But i shall try.
Look. Nasa had 40 billion dollars. Tell me it is possible to have 40 billion dollars and not corruption. Tell me that sucker.
Next, everyone is always fucking saying (and they do this for every good conspiracy, its like argument number one as far as denying truth) "the government could not have covered it up! Too many people were involved!"
Are you kidding me?
We are talking about believing that the government sent people into space and landed them down on the fucking moon! I mean say what you will about the evidence, but i personally think it would cost a lot less, be way easier, and way less dangerous, way less chance of national embarrassment to just fucking make a convincing 20 minutes movie. Of course i don't know how rockets work. But seriously if it was easier to just toss them up there and have them drive around in their buggies and float-jump everywhere, why don't we do it anymore? I mean with computers growing in capability at an exponential rate, iphones and shit, you'd think it be a million times easier to get astronauts up on the moon by now.
The argument is that we don't have the money. How could we not have the money? How could nobody have the money to do something that people did 40 years ago? I mean it's a money maker as far as I'm concerned!
I enjoy watching 5 self proclaimed guidos yell at each other on television. I would totally watch 5 motherfuckers walking around the moon with sweet digital cameras and shit. Why not send Tyler Perry up there as the first black man in space? It would be the biggest show on television! That's a hit television series, that's the advertisement opportunity of a life time, that's a sweet military base, that's a vacation center gold mine. It's easy to think of ways to make billions of dollars off of the ability to send people to the moon. I mean if they did it 40 fucking years ago, you would think at least one other country would have done it by now, or just one corporation. Or one multi billionaire. I mean the atomic weapon went around the world pretty fucking quick. It's naive to think that we are just the smartest country in the world, or i guess we were 40 fucking years ago. For real though. Seriously. The only logical explanation is that we can't do it yet.

One thing we are good at is making movies and fooling people.
I mean people committed suicide when they thought war of worlds was real. And that was a broadcast based on a popular book! People will believe anything!
The moon is fake.
Truth central.
oh and here's a fox special i really liked when i was a kid. at least i think it's the one i saw as a kid.

Dan Aykroyd, 9/11, Aliens, Truth

Dude, you ever just want to get all high and sit around and watch Dan Aykroyd rant about 9/11 and aliens and UFO's? Turns out he is an expert on UFO and Alien Truth. Normally i like to write a lot about the videos i post. But there just ain't that much to say. Here's Dan going off on Larry King about aliens and 9/11.

Then, here's Dan in part one of a really long thing about UFO's and aliens. There are eight parts to this epic, and Dan must smoke like 42012 thousand cigarettes before he finishes laying down a foundation of alien truth.

Filling up on Hollow Earth Truth

Slick here, down here, below the sea. I'm hot boxing the bunker 24/7. It's been brought to my attention by unnamed though credible sources of honesty and truth, that the earth is most likely hollow. As you know i am the worlds most intolerable skeptic, and so i did not believe it at first. After all, the theory goes against all things science. But i did some digging. Some literal digging. It helped that I'm already underground, I honestly only had to tunnel like 9 or 11 inches and i was there. Balls deep in the truth. There's this whole place like Jurassic Park, with dinosaurs and it's got a Sun and everything. If you're keeping score at home, that's Science: 0, Radical truth: 2012.
This documentary is so comprehensively comprehensive that i can't get all the way through it. Still, I'm sure he probably finds hollow earth at the end of his expedition, and he probably get's amazing footage of dinosaurs and Hitler's remains (complete with little mustache) and the missing gold. Anyway, here's world explorer, Brooks Agnew!
keep the truth
Slick