Welp it's 11:11 right now. It's also the winter solstice. This is when the star comes to announce Jesus on the way, blah blah blah. Look, if you believe in Jesus, it's not that you are dumb, you are just kind of stupid. And I'm not gonna tell you what to believe in, because I'm no expert and it's not my place. But what you should believe in is Astrotheology you idiot.
Listen, I've written about Zeitgeist . And if you haven't watched it yet (its like 8 years old or something) you clearly have no interest in approaching truth. Either way, being that this particular piece of the movie has some significant seasonal significance i will post some of it.
Basically, all religions come from the stars. And the story of Jesus is nothing new. Tons of sun Gods before him have done the thing where you get born on the 25th from a virgin, you have 12 disciples, you get crucified, and resurrected. You've heard it a million times before.
Christmas is bullshit.
Christmas is fun as shit.
Astrotheology is the shit
Christmas+astrotheology=awesome=9/11:11=4:2012
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Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Monday, December 20, 2010
Illuminati Wet Dream!!!
So i was tipped off about this by my blogging co-worker-buddies in Austin, the home of Alex Jones. I forget what exactly this truther is talking about, something having to do with the winter solstice, but damn if this dude isn't confident. As my unnamed cohort said, "He wears sunglasses indoors." Nough said.
This dude is like a radio DJ without the radio.
He's got an American Flag on his wall and an empty undecorated Christmas tree.
He ain't got much else.
He lights his cigarette and it's go time, "Let's get right into it," he says.
His hair is combed, maybe.
His glasses suggest that he has an eye condition or an interesting sense of like nerd-retro style.
He doesn't seem to buy into anything he's saying.
He isn't talking to anyone.
I have a man crush on this man.
And you thought conspiracy theorists couldn't be gay.
Your minds have been blown yet again.
Listen to this man warn us about North Korea, astrology, handsomeness and the dangers of bright indoor lights.
This dude is like a radio DJ without the radio.
He's got an American Flag on his wall and an empty undecorated Christmas tree.
He ain't got much else.
He lights his cigarette and it's go time, "Let's get right into it," he says.
His hair is combed, maybe.
His glasses suggest that he has an eye condition or an interesting sense of like nerd-retro style.
He doesn't seem to buy into anything he's saying.
He isn't talking to anyone.
I have a man crush on this man.
And you thought conspiracy theorists couldn't be gay.
Your minds have been blown yet again.
Listen to this man warn us about North Korea, astrology, handsomeness and the dangers of bright indoor lights.
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