Reptilian Stutter

Man have i got something for you losers!
There's controversy in the world of truth!
Apparently all these news anchors ( and maybe even Judge Judy though i can't seem to find the clip) have been been going slightly crazy on air. I mean, you'll see when you watch, but it's fucking crazy, they don't just mess up a line or mispronounce a foreign leader's name, or like accidentally say "big dick" instead of "vag" or whatever...these people seem to momentarily forget how to talk. I mean, suddenly they sound like they just put down a twelve pack of Tecate and then main lined some Tequila spiked with purple Sizsyrup. Then, they're fine again. And all of this shit happened recently, each incident only a month apart.
So you got two camps of explanation truth.
First off, they're reptilians. You know how reptile lords often get betrayed by the camera, in a momentary glitch. Well, the idea i guess is that reptilians, like have to put up some sort of mental like hologram like wall up or something maybe that makes their speech and appearance appear human, i think, maybe. So then, these instances of unexplained, gibberish-speaking in tongue-breakdown shit, is just that Reptilians breaking down on air, or maybe their hologram technology breaking down, or whatever, use your imagination.
CAMP of truth 2!
The news casters (and reportedly judge judy) have been blasted by the government with some sort of microwave device that has the ability to basically fuck up certain parts of the brains, making it impossible to move or read or speak. The NWO is doing this not to like censor the newscasters, but really just to like test out the micro blaster and see if the thing like works.
Which is the theory this first video goes with. They have a pretty cool example of how one of these devices would work too.

And if you are still curious, you know you are, this one takes like forever basically to do the thing where you slow down the video and point out places in their faces so you can see how these talking heads are reptilians.

And lastly, for Rem, for inadvertently learning me to this stuff.
Here's Slim Shady slithering and sliding and reptile winking...i think that's what he's doing.

Truth Talk 4

What goes on at the Desteni farm?

It costs 1200 euros to even get started in Desteni. So once you get signed up, who knows how much it costs to get your own bunk bed and work schedule out at the farm and get all the reading materials and i imagine you would need to buy farm working tools. You might even have to blow the leader, Bernard Poolman, who has some speeches about being all sex positive (not to downplay the eternal truth of this expensive cult (that's all about monetary equality) but, if i were a cult leader and had tons of truth slaves...i think i might just hold a few seminars on how much sex is great, especially sex with gurus, the guru in this room talking to you right now, hint hint, wink wink, my little truth slaves, sorry, I got a little off base thinking truth slaves)and so like most truth sellers, he'd probably be into fucking you in some way or another.
Anyway, because i don't have any money, i can't figure out what the hell exactly goes on at this farm.
I know reptilians, channeling spirits, speeches, worship ceremonies and farming but i also heard something about satanic cult sacrifices and lesbian love parties.
Then i found this video.
It turns out this video is a joke, they reveal it at the end. It was made by Desteni Farm dwellers in response to some youtube comments and accusations.
Now, it's not so creepy that they make a ten minute video joking over and over again about murder and burying bodies, or that they casually pretend to have stabbed their friend and left him in a pit. What's creepy is just how unfunny the video is. These guys seem completely detached from what's funny and what's not. Its as if they've never even seen comedy. Perhaps they don't have SNL or The Office on the farm. But then, that doesn't make sense, because they have the internet. I mean people post youtube vlogs constantly about the merits of shaving one's head, channeling, 2012, the annunaki, why we should all just share, indigo and crystal children. Those Desteni folk love telling me all kinds of things except for what the fuck they do all day.
Well, anyway, beyond the joking about murder and the sorry excuse for a sketch or hoax or whatever, the actual farm work looks tough. They earn their truth. And now, MURDER, LESBIAN SEX PARTIES, SATAN SATAN SATAN 666.......Desteni comedy.......

The Desteni Hairdo or The Destenido

The mail has been pouring in, and you people seem to want to know the truth about these Desteni folks. One fellow said to me, "Why do they shave their heads?" To let the good vibes in? The Desteni farm is hot and sweaty? All the better to equally share the universe?
Nope. Well sort of.
This guy tries to explain. He's a real piece of work.
You won't be able to listen to the whole thing, but basically he shaved his head because like he would be a coward not to do what they told him to do...wait. Let me try again.
They shave their heads because we all think too much about our hair. So it's best to shave it off and talk endlessly about how much he doesn't think or talk about his hair or i mean his lack of hair? Wait.
Ok so they shave their head because, like, shaving your head is not a hairstyle. It's the anti hairstyle. Well no. I mean it's about not making a statement with one's hair, because that would be shallow. So they shave their heads to make a statement about not making a statement via hairstyle. So they cut off all their hair to show that you don't need to style or cut your hair.
That's the truth.
Nothing makes less of a statement than shaving off all of your hair. When i shave my head, the first thing people say to me is, "Oh, you shaved your head, you must be not making a statement about something, and you are clearly not consciously manipulating your appearance."
I'm sorry, perhaps I'm doing a poor job of explaining this truthful practice. Shaving one's head is a tried and true way to prove truth, look smooth, support racism, or become a better fighter and a more subservient or i mean dedicated cult member.
Also, one of the Desteni books dares you to do it. So come on, give me twelve hundred dollars and shave your head, whats the matter? You a pussy?

My Thoughts on the Anti-Reptilian Desteni Cult

I've written about these folks before. This chick, she follows this Bernard Poolman fellow, who as far as i can tell is the leader of the Desteni Cult. They all live on a farm, and shave their heads, and believe in something, or everything or anything. Now i don't hate on no cults. And as far as i can tell this one isn't just another CIA mind control thingamajig. This loyal child like girl (yes she's a girl) has tons of videos where she breathes in real deep, then bam, she channels either her spirit guide, "Jack" or a dead guy (Martin Luther King Jr. or Edgar Casey, Bruce Lee, or Tesla, tons of people, thousands of videos, i think she did Heath Ledger but i might be making that up). And i don't mean to make light of this, i don't want anyone to think i am making fun of this teenager with a shaved head who channels dead people and occasionally channels Reptilian overlord God's or Annunaki spirits or seriously all kinds of stuff.
I think she is legit. So again, it's not her, i completely believe she can channel dead people. I do not think she is a confused, tragically misled, poor, brainwashed little girl.
I believe in her ability.
But jesus fucking christ, the shit these spirits say is boring as fuck!!!! Again its not her fault, it's the ghosts, but I can't tell you how many goddamned dramatic pauses there are, how often these dead people (who in life were some of the greatest orators this world has known) struggle for the right word, or contradict themselves, i mean all of them talk like fucking retards. I think something terrible must have happened to the ghost of Martin Luther King Jr, cause he doesn't sound anything like his old speeches anymore. Or maybe all ghosts are just retards or something, because they all just babble on and on about the same vague, pseudo philosophical, pseudo metaphysical bullshit. I mean for the life of me, no matter how many boring as fuck spirits i listen to, i can't figure out what the fuck the spirit world is trying to say!!! It's driving me nuts. I'm gonna have to write about Desteni for a bit. So loyal readers beware. Shit's about to get Desteni up in here for the next few days. I just hope that i don't end up having to dish out the 1200 euros to join the damn cult. I don't think i'd look good with a shaved head. Anywho, here is this chick channeling Hitler, and i don't need to remind you that this guy talked a country of people into genocide. In this video, i seriously don't have a clue what he's talking about. And i feel like I'm someone who has an extraordinary grasp on the truth.

Introducing...David Wilcox

This guy is one of the greats. He's a regular down here, in my steal box of a truth bunker. He travels the lands and righteously speaks mouthfuls of truth on the enlightenment we are all headed for in 2012. He talks with a headset and shows slides and probably sells lots of books. His first out of body experience was when he was a kid and he saved the pajamas he had on that night. He speaks to aliens in his dreams. David Wilcox is mesmerizing and sometimes I get so mesmerized by his forehead or his smile or his sunken eyes or truth he babbles so incoherently, that I forget to listen. This is him channeling Ra truthfully.

In Hiding

I'm writing this currently 20,000 leagues below the sea, in an underground tavern that was built during world war two by the Nazis. The internet is slow down here. I was into hiding because I've gotten to close to the truth. X files close. But i continue to fight on, ironically in this old nazi hang out. It's comfortable enough, but I had spent the first few days taking down most of the swastikas as they offend me and i don't want to be confused with one of these wack job jew haters. Ladies and gentlemen. I'm laying it out, here and now. Trust me. I know. I've seen it all. And I'm only slightly drunk and a little stoned. But the coffee is brewing. Folks, the Jews have nothing to do with it.
I was forced into hiding when i found a magical worm hole while investigating the molten lava beneath the ruins of world trade tower building 7. I had a hunch that the molten lava had nothing to do with the thermite used to demolish the building, (like most of the want to be investigators would have you believe) But i saw the lava in a youtube video and though it did resemble thermite lava, to me it seemed more...sticky...thicker... more marshmallowy. Now again, i was on some heavy duty 2CB at the time, but I'm not now, and i still agree with the me who made the initial judgment while on the hallucinogen. I'm no wing nut. I do have a drinking problem yes. But am i drunker than i was when i started writing this? Yes. I'm sorry to say. Still, this blatant and radical honesty, is what you can come to expect. I says it like it is.
this be the story of when i discovered that magical worm hole in building seven's lava puddle ruins. I've been backwards and forwards in time, I'm in a fucking bunker. I've made love to Ron Paul and Rand Paul at the same time. I know what makes Glenn beck tick and i know why and how he is a lizard. The annunaki are practically my bro's. The FEMA death camps have been after me since before FEMA existed. I know that JFK brought down those towers simply to avenge his own death, for it was the twin towers themselves in the grassy knoll, mother fuckers. This is the story of truth and how it drives you down in to hideouts and bunkers and makes you drink all the time.
Until next time, please remember. Apollo 13 was a fucking lie and no planes.
Slick