Monday, December 13, 2010

What goes on at the Desteni farm?

It costs 1200 euros to even get started in Desteni. So once you get signed up, who knows how much it costs to get your own bunk bed and work schedule out at the farm and get all the reading materials and i imagine you would need to buy farm working tools. You might even have to blow the leader, Bernard Poolman, who has some speeches about being all sex positive (not to downplay the eternal truth of this expensive cult (that's all about monetary equality) but, if i were a cult leader and had tons of truth slaves...i think i might just hold a few seminars on how much sex is great, especially sex with gurus, the guru in this room talking to you right now, hint hint, wink wink, my little truth slaves, sorry, I got a little off base thinking truth slaves)and so like most truth sellers, he'd probably be into fucking you in some way or another.
Anyway, because i don't have any money, i can't figure out what the hell exactly goes on at this farm.
I know reptilians, channeling spirits, speeches, worship ceremonies and farming but i also heard something about satanic cult sacrifices and lesbian love parties.
Then i found this video.
It turns out this video is a joke, they reveal it at the end. It was made by Desteni Farm dwellers in response to some youtube comments and accusations.
Now, it's not so creepy that they make a ten minute video joking over and over again about murder and burying bodies, or that they casually pretend to have stabbed their friend and left him in a pit. What's creepy is just how unfunny the video is. These guys seem completely detached from what's funny and what's not. Its as if they've never even seen comedy. Perhaps they don't have SNL or The Office on the farm. But then, that doesn't make sense, because they have the internet. I mean people post youtube vlogs constantly about the merits of shaving one's head, channeling, 2012, the annunaki, why we should all just share, indigo and crystal children. Those Desteni folk love telling me all kinds of things except for what the fuck they do all day.
Well, anyway, beyond the joking about murder and the sorry excuse for a sketch or hoax or whatever, the actual farm work looks tough. They earn their truth. And now, MURDER, LESBIAN SEX PARTIES, SATAN SATAN SATAN 666.......Desteni comedy.......

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