I have studied the birther movement for nearly a couple of minutes. And i waited until the second minute to get high.
Basically, i figured it out. Everyone's missed what's actually going on! Barack Obama is an American citizen. He really is. It's way more complicated than that!! The truth is that the guy you see on the screen tri weekly, that looks just like Obama, is not Obama! It's Dick fucking Cheney!
That's right ladies and gentleman, right now the man you know and want to love, President Barack Obama, is Dick Cheney, in disguise.
That's why he won't give up the birth certificate! Cheney don't got it! When Obama was being kidnapped, last second, the guy ate his own birth certificate and was like, "YEah! Now deal with that!"
Seriously, have you noticed how skinny Cheney is now? He had to lose the weight to appropriately play the part of Barack Obama. Not surprisingly, Carl Rove has studied the art of black face tirelessly as a hobby his entire life and has been applying Mr. Cheney's daily makeup since the beginning of his mischievous third term.
Think about it! Remember how Obama was going to end the Wars, and close that terrible prison where anyone can be stored without trial, indefinitely, while likely being tortured?
Well, then Cheney took over, and bailed out the banks, kept the wars going, started more wars, pretended to start shutting the prison down, but then just kept it going anyway. And all the while he has managed to avoid that pesky certificate.
Oh wait. This just in. Obama released his birth certificate. I guess he is who he says he is.
That's too bad. I really thought he was Cheney. I guess he's just a puppet of the big money that got him elected. Just like everybody else.
Dude! I remember those problems! I remember a guy who had the solutions too. Ahh well, at least he's an American. Done. Lets start from scratch! Talk all inspiring to me with sentimental music in the background, just like you used to baby!
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Thursday, April 28, 2011
Friday, April 1, 2011
Libya
Sometimes i just get baffled. Four wars. People who support the military don't like to think of what's going on in Libya as war. The proud patriots will say something like, "This is just rebel air support!" Civilians are already dying. Blown up little kids don't care if the bombs that fell on their hospital bed were dropped in an effort to take out some government, they don't care about the rebels, they don't care that the CIA with the help of Saudi Arabia fueled this fire, created unrest, armed these people, funded this conflict, then claimed to have nothing to do with it, and claimed that the only way to stop this violence is by sending in war planes to blow up the place. Dead kids don't give a shit about that shit.
The CIA has been doing this since the 1950's. When they want something from another country, first they try to bribe said leader. IF that doesn't work, they try to kill the leader. IF they can't kill him, then they go in, make it look like the country is going nuts with rebellion (which they fund and create) then they send in war planes and blow the whole place to hell. Then they step through the rubble and the bodies take all the oil and resources for free. The rebels, the civilians, who ever survives will in the end be left to clean up the mess and blamed for the whole ordeal.
But lets say you don't buy that shit. Let's say you haven't read anything on the CIA and you haven't heard of Chomsky or whatever and you honestly still think they are nice and cool. Let's say you think that America is really just honestly and nicely trying to help honest rebel forces fight the evil empire.
So who are we supporting then? Who are these rebels? What do they want? What do they support? Who is their leader? What sort of government are they planning on setting up? I'm not saying they are going to be way worse than the current regime, but why on earth are we willing to kill for this rogue group of street warriors? Unless of course we want to lead a coup and set up one of these warriors as our own little American puppet dude, who will rule over his people with an iron fist and keep them poor while living a robust American funded life of luxury and in exchange giving us all of their resources for free (because we won't have to pay the pesky little civilians! FUck em!)
During Vietnam, we had this little side project going in a little place called Cambodia. We decided, hey let's arm and fund and give air support to group of revolutionary's led by a guy named Saloth Sar (or maybe you know him better as Pol Pot) anyway, he and his group of merry rebels were fighting the powers that be, and we offered our help, and with our help he won and decided to cleanse the country and slaughtered 2.5 million people in death camps.
Is that what is going to happen to Libya? Probably not. Maybe. Most likely we will bomb the fuck out of them, leave them in a state of chaos, take control of their resources and do the same to Syria. Oh yeah, by the way, Syria is next.
if this is too political, and someone wants to hear something more creepy. Here is some weird shit on the subject.
The CIA has been doing this since the 1950's. When they want something from another country, first they try to bribe said leader. IF that doesn't work, they try to kill the leader. IF they can't kill him, then they go in, make it look like the country is going nuts with rebellion (which they fund and create) then they send in war planes and blow the whole place to hell. Then they step through the rubble and the bodies take all the oil and resources for free. The rebels, the civilians, who ever survives will in the end be left to clean up the mess and blamed for the whole ordeal.
But lets say you don't buy that shit. Let's say you haven't read anything on the CIA and you haven't heard of Chomsky or whatever and you honestly still think they are nice and cool. Let's say you think that America is really just honestly and nicely trying to help honest rebel forces fight the evil empire.
So who are we supporting then? Who are these rebels? What do they want? What do they support? Who is their leader? What sort of government are they planning on setting up? I'm not saying they are going to be way worse than the current regime, but why on earth are we willing to kill for this rogue group of street warriors? Unless of course we want to lead a coup and set up one of these warriors as our own little American puppet dude, who will rule over his people with an iron fist and keep them poor while living a robust American funded life of luxury and in exchange giving us all of their resources for free (because we won't have to pay the pesky little civilians! FUck em!)
During Vietnam, we had this little side project going in a little place called Cambodia. We decided, hey let's arm and fund and give air support to group of revolutionary's led by a guy named Saloth Sar (or maybe you know him better as Pol Pot) anyway, he and his group of merry rebels were fighting the powers that be, and we offered our help, and with our help he won and decided to cleanse the country and slaughtered 2.5 million people in death camps.
Is that what is going to happen to Libya? Probably not. Maybe. Most likely we will bomb the fuck out of them, leave them in a state of chaos, take control of their resources and do the same to Syria. Oh yeah, by the way, Syria is next.
if this is too political, and someone wants to hear something more creepy. Here is some weird shit on the subject.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Cops Harass Awkward Kid Because of Homemade Shirt!
This guy has been pushed to the limit and i think it's fucking unfair as shit. Yes he is a little awkward but we all are at that age, and yes he did write radical political out bursts in marker all over his T shirts. But I admire his passion, the pigs shouldn't bother people for dressing weird or declaring in marker their beliefs. His shirt says 9/11 was an inside job on it, and I'm like, yup, i know it was home slice, keep speaking that truth. But then his shirt says, impeach Obama, well, ok, I dig, the dude is the deception, and he is the president, and he caved into the banks, or the wars keep going, or whatever maybe you just don't like him, i dig, but dude...if you impeach Obama, which would take like forever to actually do, then even if you do that, which i don't think is very likely, then after all that work we'd spend kicking out Obama, you got Biden in the big man's chair. Joe Biden. I mean say what you will bout Obama. But i mean Biden is no better right? So i then i guess you gotta go after Joe, impeach his ass too, but then fuck, Speaker of the House John Boehner is the new pres. After that it's Daniel Inoyea, then, and you're gonna like this one, Hillary Rodham Clinton. And of course, the point is that the list of succession goes on:
Robert Gates the Secretary of Defense,
Some of these people weren't even elected. There is always someone else ready to step up and be the dick in charge. I mean do you put your faith in Ray LaHood Sec of Transportation, or do you want Homeland Security in charge? I suppose i could see if we just successfully kept impeaching figures of power, until there were none left, but i mean eventually you will run out of people willing to do the impeaching. Then the Impeachers are in charge which to me sounds like some sort of nightmare situation, where paradox rules and your stuck trying to impeach the impeaching comity for an eternity, like a snake eating its ass or whatever. Plus corporations have as much if not more power than the state anymore. How do you impeach Haliburton? How did I get started writing about this? Oh yeah, here's the dudes video about getting hassled by the man just for trying to tell the world that 9/11 was in an inside job.
Robert Gates the Secretary of Defense,
Some of these people weren't even elected. There is always someone else ready to step up and be the dick in charge. I mean do you put your faith in Ray LaHood Sec of Transportation, or do you want Homeland Security in charge? I suppose i could see if we just successfully kept impeaching figures of power, until there were none left, but i mean eventually you will run out of people willing to do the impeaching. Then the Impeachers are in charge which to me sounds like some sort of nightmare situation, where paradox rules and your stuck trying to impeach the impeaching comity for an eternity, like a snake eating its ass or whatever. Plus corporations have as much if not more power than the state anymore. How do you impeach Haliburton? How did I get started writing about this? Oh yeah, here's the dudes video about getting hassled by the man just for trying to tell the world that 9/11 was in an inside job.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Survival
So I've done ranted much on the topic of getting rid of the federal reserve and going back to the gold standard.
And i will admit it, I've nay-sayed.
But I found this dude, and watched about two hours worth of his videos.
Now I'm totally about it. I was wrong.
This dude, a self proclaimed survivalist, has like 7 thousand dollars in nickels. The reason he has all these nickels is that if the dollar collapses and money suddenly becomes no good, at that point nickels will still be made from 25 percent nickel and 75 percent copper, which will make them worth at the very least five cents. This confuses me a whole bunch and yet still makes sense.
Why?
Well, i trust this guy because I've never seen a man more hell bent on continuing to exist through possible great tragedy. He is prepared for 2012. He is so committed to surviving incredible, hypothetical calamity, that he's willing to do whatever it takes, even if that means spending all of his last few precious years living in a relatively peaceful society, preparing for the end of the world, dog eat dog sort of scenario, where anyone who approaches must be postal worked with one of his many weapons.
He has tons of badass, expensive looking guns. Shotguns, fully automatic weapons, he carries multiple handguns everyday to work, he carries a fake wallet, in case he gets mugged.
He will not show his face, and rightly so. Looking at this man in the eyes would be like looking at the face of a war God. His house, his wife, his family, they are impenetrable, and short of dying from any sort of natural type disaster, like a flood, or tornado, or earthquake or sudden super volcano, or meteor, or car crash, or cancer, or old age, or an allergic reaction or drowning, they will live on most likely forever.
To me it seems depressing to spend all of one's free time preparing for something one doesn't want to happen. Unless of course he kind of does want it to happen. I can totally relate to that. I often picture myself crawling out of my bunker amidst the economic apocalypse, dawning a tactical vest, hunting looters and protecting my love in an every man for himself type world. Then i get depressed thinking about death. Then i remember that life is way cool now. Why not just live life to fullest while it's still nice, here in the belly of the beast? I worry that he must get depressed, spending all of his time planning out Americas funeral.
However I have to say, this survival dude actually seems pretty happy, and he must be. I mean one must really like life to want to survive disaster so much.
Plus, "when the shit hits the fan," and my bunker is discovered by post apocalyptic biker gangs, and they try to take my stuff, I will be forced to say, "please don't." And then they will take it anyway, and then they will beat me up, and then maybe rape me and cannibalize me while raping me. Where as on the other hand, this guy will shoot to kill and exchange his nickels for something like the last candy bar or something, because everyone will want nickels and he will move on through the woods and forests and be like, "I'm glad i spent so much time preparing for this shit. It's like a playground out here. I'm a little boy and recess has finally arrived."
I do think that this fellow is truly motivated out of love for his family. Like so many fathers, he simply wants to prepare so as to always be able to take care of and protect his wife and kids. His expensive door locks and guns are kind of adorable. I wish him all the luck in the world. The only thing i worry about is the possibility of the economy recovering and this man living out a boring future. For his sake, I hope the end comes soon.
There are commercials for his many videos. Someone is paying him to survive.
And i will admit it, I've nay-sayed.
But I found this dude, and watched about two hours worth of his videos.
Now I'm totally about it. I was wrong.
This dude, a self proclaimed survivalist, has like 7 thousand dollars in nickels. The reason he has all these nickels is that if the dollar collapses and money suddenly becomes no good, at that point nickels will still be made from 25 percent nickel and 75 percent copper, which will make them worth at the very least five cents. This confuses me a whole bunch and yet still makes sense.
Why?
Well, i trust this guy because I've never seen a man more hell bent on continuing to exist through possible great tragedy. He is prepared for 2012. He is so committed to surviving incredible, hypothetical calamity, that he's willing to do whatever it takes, even if that means spending all of his last few precious years living in a relatively peaceful society, preparing for the end of the world, dog eat dog sort of scenario, where anyone who approaches must be postal worked with one of his many weapons.
He has tons of badass, expensive looking guns. Shotguns, fully automatic weapons, he carries multiple handguns everyday to work, he carries a fake wallet, in case he gets mugged.
He will not show his face, and rightly so. Looking at this man in the eyes would be like looking at the face of a war God. His house, his wife, his family, they are impenetrable, and short of dying from any sort of natural type disaster, like a flood, or tornado, or earthquake or sudden super volcano, or meteor, or car crash, or cancer, or old age, or an allergic reaction or drowning, they will live on most likely forever.
To me it seems depressing to spend all of one's free time preparing for something one doesn't want to happen. Unless of course he kind of does want it to happen. I can totally relate to that. I often picture myself crawling out of my bunker amidst the economic apocalypse, dawning a tactical vest, hunting looters and protecting my love in an every man for himself type world. Then i get depressed thinking about death. Then i remember that life is way cool now. Why not just live life to fullest while it's still nice, here in the belly of the beast? I worry that he must get depressed, spending all of his time planning out Americas funeral.
However I have to say, this survival dude actually seems pretty happy, and he must be. I mean one must really like life to want to survive disaster so much.
Plus, "when the shit hits the fan," and my bunker is discovered by post apocalyptic biker gangs, and they try to take my stuff, I will be forced to say, "please don't." And then they will take it anyway, and then they will beat me up, and then maybe rape me and cannibalize me while raping me. Where as on the other hand, this guy will shoot to kill and exchange his nickels for something like the last candy bar or something, because everyone will want nickels and he will move on through the woods and forests and be like, "I'm glad i spent so much time preparing for this shit. It's like a playground out here. I'm a little boy and recess has finally arrived."
I do think that this fellow is truly motivated out of love for his family. Like so many fathers, he simply wants to prepare so as to always be able to take care of and protect his wife and kids. His expensive door locks and guns are kind of adorable. I wish him all the luck in the world. The only thing i worry about is the possibility of the economy recovering and this man living out a boring future. For his sake, I hope the end comes soon.
There are commercials for his many videos. Someone is paying him to survive.
Monday, February 7, 2011
42012 Steps Towards Inflation
This next video scared the bejesus out of me! It's about how inflation will destroy our country and lead us all into a total state of chaos and horror in 2012. The Fed and China and Obama will fuck us basically.
Alot of truth knowers believe that if we just got rid of the Federal Reserve and backed our currency with gold, and got all libertarian on everyone's ass, then capitalism would work!
People have been hating against the Fed since Andrew Jackson. And that dude got assassinated, most likely for hating on the Federal reserve and actually balancing the budget, and cutting out the international banker middle men. So then truth people are like, "Andrew Jackson was a hero! Because he hated what I hate, The Federal Reserve!"
But Andrew Jackson was just another asshole genocidal indian killer war monger dickhead. Maybe the most genocidal president we've ever had.
What's my point?
Look, the federal reserve sucks, and inflation really does destroy countries, but you know what else destroys countries? Libertarian unfettered capitalism. You know what else destroys countries? Communism.
So what are you supposed to do? Your stuck between the left and the right, and both sides are shaped like a giant knife dildo and they're fucking you and you're like, "Ok, i get it, both systems suck for everyone except for a select few, stop fucking me!"
But according to this video they will not stop fucking us until the whole country's on fire.
As far as this video is concerned the only way to protect yourself is to put all of your money into gold, and sit on your pile of gold with your double barrel while watching your neighbors starve, like a good old fashioned libertarian. And the only way to save the country is to scare everyone into revolting against the FED i guess, or Obama, or maybe by fucking up China?
It's unclear what we are supposed to do.
To me it seems like if you take the international bankers out of power, you will more than likely just transfer that power to the state or to some other international corporation, or to a genocidal alcoholic Indian killer, like Jackson.
So I don't know.
Maybe the only way to truly make the world better is for all of the major societies on earth to collapse. Maybe then humans will devolve, and just lay in the sun and eat raw fish and fuck in the sand until a meteor wipes us all out for good. The only thing that would suck (beyond all the death and cannibalism) about this modern, post industrial, war torn, global society collapsing into a pile of dust, is that while the earth descends into chaos, we will still have the socialists, the libertarians, the democrats, the republicans, and the fucking green party, all pointing fingers at the other side, screaming all at once, that they, "told us so."
Alot of truth knowers believe that if we just got rid of the Federal Reserve and backed our currency with gold, and got all libertarian on everyone's ass, then capitalism would work!
People have been hating against the Fed since Andrew Jackson. And that dude got assassinated, most likely for hating on the Federal reserve and actually balancing the budget, and cutting out the international banker middle men. So then truth people are like, "Andrew Jackson was a hero! Because he hated what I hate, The Federal Reserve!"
But Andrew Jackson was just another asshole genocidal indian killer war monger dickhead. Maybe the most genocidal president we've ever had.
What's my point?
Look, the federal reserve sucks, and inflation really does destroy countries, but you know what else destroys countries? Libertarian unfettered capitalism. You know what else destroys countries? Communism.
So what are you supposed to do? Your stuck between the left and the right, and both sides are shaped like a giant knife dildo and they're fucking you and you're like, "Ok, i get it, both systems suck for everyone except for a select few, stop fucking me!"
But according to this video they will not stop fucking us until the whole country's on fire.
As far as this video is concerned the only way to protect yourself is to put all of your money into gold, and sit on your pile of gold with your double barrel while watching your neighbors starve, like a good old fashioned libertarian. And the only way to save the country is to scare everyone into revolting against the FED i guess, or Obama, or maybe by fucking up China?
It's unclear what we are supposed to do.
To me it seems like if you take the international bankers out of power, you will more than likely just transfer that power to the state or to some other international corporation, or to a genocidal alcoholic Indian killer, like Jackson.
So I don't know.
Maybe the only way to truly make the world better is for all of the major societies on earth to collapse. Maybe then humans will devolve, and just lay in the sun and eat raw fish and fuck in the sand until a meteor wipes us all out for good. The only thing that would suck (beyond all the death and cannibalism) about this modern, post industrial, war torn, global society collapsing into a pile of dust, is that while the earth descends into chaos, we will still have the socialists, the libertarians, the democrats, the republicans, and the fucking green party, all pointing fingers at the other side, screaming all at once, that they, "told us so."
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Reptilian Resistance Rap
The RR or the Reptilian Resistance drops dope rhymes about how like Obama is a reptilian. The resistance does more than truth spit, they are video savvy as well, and show how with a little manipulation you can prove without a doubt that Obama is not the human he claims to be.
Videos do not lie. Never before has a piece of video been misleading. All glitches in videos are not the glitches they appear to be. This bit of raw truth makes me think that if i study this video enough, i might be able to figure out how the Reptilian Resistance could actually be the reptilians. But this is alarming, because for what i understand, reptilians can't rap. Have they learned how to rap? Perhaps i should play this video backwards and watch it upside down with my eyes closed and I'll learn the truth within the video.
Either way though, reptilian or resistance, this shit is hot truth.
Videos do not lie. Never before has a piece of video been misleading. All glitches in videos are not the glitches they appear to be. This bit of raw truth makes me think that if i study this video enough, i might be able to figure out how the Reptilian Resistance could actually be the reptilians. But this is alarming, because for what i understand, reptilians can't rap. Have they learned how to rap? Perhaps i should play this video backwards and watch it upside down with my eyes closed and I'll learn the truth within the video.
Either way though, reptilian or resistance, this shit is hot truth.
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Alex Jones is Obama
We all know Alex Jones predicted 9/11 days before, he was in everyone's favorite movie about late night college conversations, Waking Life. Alex yells everything, and doesn't sleep. He gets arrested all the time, he went undercover at the Bohemian Grove. He yells through a bullhorn at a building he thinks is filled with globalists once a year at the Bilderberg Group protest. In this video he is done up like the joker and is hanging posters everywhere of Obama all done up like the joker. To me this suggests that Alex Jones is telling us that he is actually President Barack Obama. And that the two of them are also, the joker. From batman. I don't know what he means. Alex always blinds me with the truth. But I salute him. Where ever Alex is right now, i think it's safe to say that he is probably yelling truth through a bullhorn.
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