Showing posts with label christian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label christian. Show all posts
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Easter Fuck Egg Orgy
Happy Easter my agnostic fuckers. I did some research in the libraries of youtube about Easter. I found this video to be the most captivating and informative...but i can't remember what it's about. Something about sex...i think. I'm pretty sure. I think she was saying that like Easter was some sort of like Pagan fuck holiday, but i couldn't really concentrate for some reason, maybe i was distracted by all the pretty easter eggs and the cute bunnies. I'd better watch it again (watching currently).
Ok, so I watched it again, she definitely said something about some sex-orgy pagan goddess, I'm almost positive she did. Maybe my childhood christian baggage was getting in the way of me learning the truth, but i've tried to watch this video like, a lot, and i just keep thinking of giant easter eggs and fucking and I know she is delivering a truthful message, but i just can't seem to put my dick on it.
Anyway, whatever her message is (and again, i know it has something to do with fucking) i commend her and her 40,000 youtube views. Apparently lots of people are captivated by her...information...whatever it was. Again i know it had something to do with fucking. I think. Better watch it again.
Ok, so I watched it again, she definitely said something about some sex-orgy pagan goddess, I'm almost positive she did. Maybe my childhood christian baggage was getting in the way of me learning the truth, but i've tried to watch this video like, a lot, and i just keep thinking of giant easter eggs and fucking and I know she is delivering a truthful message, but i just can't seem to put my dick on it.
Anyway, whatever her message is (and again, i know it has something to do with fucking) i commend her and her 40,000 youtube views. Apparently lots of people are captivated by her...information...whatever it was. Again i know it had something to do with fucking. I think. Better watch it again.
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
The Truth about Thanksgiving!
I have often looked to thanksgiving as a welcome break from the world of truth. A time when one could sit, with people he loved because they were family, and talk about non meaningful, not truth oriented subjects, like the weather, how delicious food is, sweaters, the weather, football, golf, Christmas wish lists, and the weather.
But NOOOOOO. Thanksgiving aint what y'all think. It ain't about turkey. This video slowly reveals the truth about thanksgiving which turns out to be a major bummer, but hey, sometimes the truth ain't sunshine and smiles. It turns out that maybe Christians murdered some Indians (Indian is the Christian word for native American).
If the message wasn't enough of a bummer on it's own, these truth tellers put some elevator style sad piano in their video. I give em mad credit though because at like 30 seconds in they do that cool record scratching to a halt thing, that lets you know shit's about to get real and true.
But NOOOOOO. Thanksgiving aint what y'all think. It ain't about turkey. This video slowly reveals the truth about thanksgiving which turns out to be a major bummer, but hey, sometimes the truth ain't sunshine and smiles. It turns out that maybe Christians murdered some Indians (Indian is the Christian word for native American).
If the message wasn't enough of a bummer on it's own, these truth tellers put some elevator style sad piano in their video. I give em mad credit though because at like 30 seconds in they do that cool record scratching to a halt thing, that lets you know shit's about to get real and true.
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