Introducing...David Wilcox

This guy is one of the greats. He's a regular down here, in my steal box of a truth bunker. He travels the lands and righteously speaks mouthfuls of truth on the enlightenment we are all headed for in 2012. He talks with a headset and shows slides and probably sells lots of books. His first out of body experience was when he was a kid and he saved the pajamas he had on that night. He speaks to aliens in his dreams. David Wilcox is mesmerizing and sometimes I get so mesmerized by his forehead or his smile or his sunken eyes or truth he babbles so incoherently, that I forget to listen. This is him channeling Ra truthfully.

Lebron James Started the Cuyahoga River Fire!

Ladies and gentleman, i write to you from bunker hideout. I bring you more truthfulness. It's come to my attention that Lebron James may have traveled back in time to June 22, 1969 and started the infamous Cuyahoga River Fire. Deep undercover sources have reported to me, that just moments after the basketball star held a televised public interview to reveal that he was leaving his dying hometown, Lebron winked at the camera and said, "Oh, one more thing I'm gonna do before I go." At this point the superstar traveled back in time, set a local Ohio baby on fire, and shot it like a last second, half court, three pointer into the polluted river, thus causing the entire oil soaked mess to burst into flames. Apparently, when asked the name of the child thrown into the river, King James told a close friend and colleague, "It's name was The Kid From Cleveland Who King Lebron James Tossed Willy Nilly Into The Fucked Up River After Setting The Poor Bitch On Fire." He then added, "Fuck Cleveland. Bout to start a dynasty!" Clearly world domination is a goal and one must assume Cheney and the rest of the reptilian overlords are involved. They gots time machines now. God-Lord-9/11:11-42012 help us all.
Slick