San Francisco and Japan Warning Poem

In honor of national poetry month or whatever and my growing angst i will compose a poem today.
Ahem,(By the way, i apologize because this is offensive in so many ways)
Warning San Fran
Warning Japan
This guy thinks
Japan will sink
Oh and then
the land slide will send
a thousand foot tidal wave
toward all the west coast babes
Damn, i loved Japan
Damn, i loved San fran
And yeah i guess LA
was pretty Ok
Oh well, stupid HAARP
Soon my bunker will be covered in water and sharks
(again i apologize especially for that last line, it's really long, and doesn't really flow, but i notice that alot of Def Jam poetry is kind of like about breaking the rules you know, like ee cummings, fuck your conventions!)

Neil Degrasse Tyson Knows Truth

This dude only uses science when predicting shit, which usually makes him a pretty tame truth guy. I mean yeah, he makes a lot of sense, but he's always telling me that planet x is bullshit and that 2012 is bullshit, and that aliens are pretty much bullshit and all kinds of shit like that. Apparently he's one of those guys with an unreasonably high IQ and tons of physics-type degrees so he thinks he can just go and rain on my end-times parade. Still, though, he's pretty fun to listen to. In this video he tells us that there's no need to rely on Mayan calenders or all the other stuff that warns of 2012 extinction. Neil says there's a less mainstream but scientifically verifiable date, which might just fuck us the fuck up. This shit's about how if we survive 2012, in 2036 a meteor will at least kill those of us in Cali (not saying i live in Cali, i live in a super secret bunker, again, i repeat, CIA, NSA, reptiles, i am not in California).