Showing posts with label David Icke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label David Icke. Show all posts
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
No Planers and Alex Jones
Let's talk about 9/11 and the wars and Alex Jones and No Planers and protest.
1: 9/11 had nothing to do with Afghanistan or Iraq.
Most people agree that's true.
2: We went into war with these countries to lock up oil resources and support the weapons industry.
Lots of Americans believe this.
3: Corporate and some government figures lied about 9/11 to go to war.
Tons of people believe this.
4: Those same corporate interests and government officials, allowed 9/11 to happen.
Not sure how many people, but like some people believe this, let's say millions and millions.
5: Those people actually commissioned the event.
Still in the millions.
6: Those people planned, produced it and Cheney wired the buildings himself, bad heart and all.
Still millions. Alex Jones even predicted it less than a month before.
7: No planes were involved on 9/11.
Thousands. hundreds? Not sure.
8: The No Plane theory was put out by the very people who orchestrated 9/11 so as to throw everyone off the trail.
about 42012 people believe that.
Alex is one of them. He hates the No Planers. He hates that people believe that the news media was overtaken that day, and produced several false images of planes hitting buildings. But he accepts that the government wired the buildings, blew them up, and fired a missile at the pentagon. No planes there. He also does not believe that a plane crashed into a field that day. So two of the planes he believes were lies. So he might be more like a Two Planer. Which still makes him a plane hugger. Which means he hates people who think the other two planes were fake.
The truth is a raging battle. And battle is always confusing.
Here's Alex, Two Planer, sounding really depressed about Howard Stern interviewing, No Planer, Paula Gloria.
1: 9/11 had nothing to do with Afghanistan or Iraq.
Most people agree that's true.
2: We went into war with these countries to lock up oil resources and support the weapons industry.
Lots of Americans believe this.
3: Corporate and some government figures lied about 9/11 to go to war.
Tons of people believe this.
4: Those same corporate interests and government officials, allowed 9/11 to happen.
Not sure how many people, but like some people believe this, let's say millions and millions.
5: Those people actually commissioned the event.
Still in the millions.
6: Those people planned, produced it and Cheney wired the buildings himself, bad heart and all.
Still millions. Alex Jones even predicted it less than a month before.
7: No planes were involved on 9/11.
Thousands. hundreds? Not sure.
8: The No Plane theory was put out by the very people who orchestrated 9/11 so as to throw everyone off the trail.
about 42012 people believe that.
Alex is one of them. He hates the No Planers. He hates that people believe that the news media was overtaken that day, and produced several false images of planes hitting buildings. But he accepts that the government wired the buildings, blew them up, and fired a missile at the pentagon. No planes there. He also does not believe that a plane crashed into a field that day. So two of the planes he believes were lies. So he might be more like a Two Planer. Which still makes him a plane hugger. Which means he hates people who think the other two planes were fake.
The truth is a raging battle. And battle is always confusing.
Here's Alex, Two Planer, sounding really depressed about Howard Stern interviewing, No Planer, Paula Gloria.
Monday, February 28, 2011
Louis CK confronts Rumsfeld about being a Lizard
You know how sometimes you wake up in the bunker and you are a little bored, a little tired with life. You have that feeling like, "I know nothing is going to surprise or entertain me today, I've seen it all, and so it is all boring." Then you make a bunch of coffee to try and caffeine away the feeling, but it lingers even after the buzz hit's home. Then you go on youtube, and you find the greatest fucking clip ever!!!!! Well that happened to me!!!!! For real, what could be better than one of my favorite comedians of all time, Louis CK, asking one of my least favorite reptilians of all time, Don Rumsfeld on radio, whether or not he is a lizard. For real. Louis CK asks Don if Don is a flesh eating lizard. And Rumsfeld doesn't say no!!! Because he totally is a lizard!!!!
Friday, February 25, 2011
Bill and The Truth
Bill Maher has had an interesting history with the truth about 9/11. He has openly attacked the supposed conspiracy theorists and they in return have showed up at his show and screamed at him and his guests and everyone that 9/11 was an inside job, and to consider building seven for example. Then Bill jumps up and runs at them and sort of awkwardly stands behind security while they remove the screaming truther. So then in return Bill will mention 9/11 and make fun of the people (many of them widows and widowers) who have dedicated their lives to finding out about something that really messed up their lives. And they will see their research mocked, and again, deal with it how broken people deal with that sort of rejection, they again go to Bill Mahers show and yell at him and he again threatens to kick them out of the house, and it's your Dad, and he says "get out of my house!" He's yelling at you and telling you that you're wrong about something you know in your heart that you are absolutely without a doubt right about. He is the one who is wrong, but he's your Dad and there's nothing you can do to teach him anything. You know deep in your broken teenage heart, that 9/11 was an inside job, because you have seen all the youtube videos, and your Dad hasn't seen shit, and you know that defending the mainstream explanation of 9/11, is like defending creationisim, or the earth being flat. You know this the way you know that mowing the lawn is bullshit and you want your Dad to know too, because your Dad was so cool when you were younger, but he's too old to learn anything as crazy and radical as the new knowledge that war is bullshit, and 9/11 was an inside job, and so you yell at your Dad, you yell at Bill Maher and he comes running at you and he has a team of goons! And you're kicked out now, sitting on the curb outside the studio, and you know this is Bill's fault, he should have just interviewed you like a decent human being, and your mentally penning a letter, "Bill, this is your fault, you wouldn't have me on, so i had to come on and yell, and everybody lost. I lost too Bill. It was humiliating."
The whole thing reminds me of Iraq and Bill is the American government and the truther's are insurgents, the gangs of children trying to fight off the occupation. That's quite a stretch but I'm going to let it stand. He thinks he can win by increasing security, but occupations of truth rarely win. If the truthers interrupt him every day, won't he eventually have to give in and at least sit down on his political discussion show, with a couple of clear thinking experts and discuss one of the most crazy days in American history? Won't he have to give in eventually? What if they start throwing water balloons everyday?
Also, i think it is important to mention that Bill got kicked off Network television for saying, "controversial" shit about 9/11. So it's likely he is a little hesitant to go back into it. I guess it's hard to blame him. I mean who doesn't want a TV show?
The whole thing reminds me of Iraq and Bill is the American government and the truther's are insurgents, the gangs of children trying to fight off the occupation. That's quite a stretch but I'm going to let it stand. He thinks he can win by increasing security, but occupations of truth rarely win. If the truthers interrupt him every day, won't he eventually have to give in and at least sit down on his political discussion show, with a couple of clear thinking experts and discuss one of the most crazy days in American history? Won't he have to give in eventually? What if they start throwing water balloons everyday?
Also, i think it is important to mention that Bill got kicked off Network television for saying, "controversial" shit about 9/11. So it's likely he is a little hesitant to go back into it. I guess it's hard to blame him. I mean who doesn't want a TV show?
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Cops Harass Awkward Kid Because of Homemade Shirt!
This guy has been pushed to the limit and i think it's fucking unfair as shit. Yes he is a little awkward but we all are at that age, and yes he did write radical political out bursts in marker all over his T shirts. But I admire his passion, the pigs shouldn't bother people for dressing weird or declaring in marker their beliefs. His shirt says 9/11 was an inside job on it, and I'm like, yup, i know it was home slice, keep speaking that truth. But then his shirt says, impeach Obama, well, ok, I dig, the dude is the deception, and he is the president, and he caved into the banks, or the wars keep going, or whatever maybe you just don't like him, i dig, but dude...if you impeach Obama, which would take like forever to actually do, then even if you do that, which i don't think is very likely, then after all that work we'd spend kicking out Obama, you got Biden in the big man's chair. Joe Biden. I mean say what you will bout Obama. But i mean Biden is no better right? So i then i guess you gotta go after Joe, impeach his ass too, but then fuck, Speaker of the House John Boehner is the new pres. After that it's Daniel Inoyea, then, and you're gonna like this one, Hillary Rodham Clinton. And of course, the point is that the list of succession goes on:
Robert Gates the Secretary of Defense,
Some of these people weren't even elected. There is always someone else ready to step up and be the dick in charge. I mean do you put your faith in Ray LaHood Sec of Transportation, or do you want Homeland Security in charge? I suppose i could see if we just successfully kept impeaching figures of power, until there were none left, but i mean eventually you will run out of people willing to do the impeaching. Then the Impeachers are in charge which to me sounds like some sort of nightmare situation, where paradox rules and your stuck trying to impeach the impeaching comity for an eternity, like a snake eating its ass or whatever. Plus corporations have as much if not more power than the state anymore. How do you impeach Haliburton? How did I get started writing about this? Oh yeah, here's the dudes video about getting hassled by the man just for trying to tell the world that 9/11 was in an inside job.
Robert Gates the Secretary of Defense,
Some of these people weren't even elected. There is always someone else ready to step up and be the dick in charge. I mean do you put your faith in Ray LaHood Sec of Transportation, or do you want Homeland Security in charge? I suppose i could see if we just successfully kept impeaching figures of power, until there were none left, but i mean eventually you will run out of people willing to do the impeaching. Then the Impeachers are in charge which to me sounds like some sort of nightmare situation, where paradox rules and your stuck trying to impeach the impeaching comity for an eternity, like a snake eating its ass or whatever. Plus corporations have as much if not more power than the state anymore. How do you impeach Haliburton? How did I get started writing about this? Oh yeah, here's the dudes video about getting hassled by the man just for trying to tell the world that 9/11 was in an inside job.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
ALIENS
Ladies and gentle sheeple. It has come to my attention that i have not posted in a long time. I apologize, but have lost most of the last few weeks.
I was abducted by aliens. I had been freebasing DMT. For some reason i had a strange reaction to that drug. Unlike the majority of users, who most often experience a hallucination that involves traveling through space and meeting aliens, I on the other hand, had no such hallucination, but was actually abducted by aliens, and made to travel through space in real life. My contemporaries claim that i was simply hallucinating. They claim i was actually, in real life, just camped out on the couch, totally washed for a week, occasionally hitting the pipe.
But i know the truth.
The me they saw on the couch was clearly some sort of hologram or replacement clone. I on the other hand was fucking traveling through space in a space craft, talking to aliens who were way fucking smart and total rapists.
The good news is, they want to save us from planetary distruction. The bad news is they have to examine us by probing us for weeks at a time. The good news is, they're learning how to make that experience more pleasurable. The bad news is that pleasure is addicting. The good news is you can beat the addiction. The bad news is it takes a lot of work and you can't party anymore, and it makes it tough i imagine to hang out with people who are totally partying and shit.
The good news that the truth is always there for you.
Also the aliens will save us all.
After they probe us. One at a time.
Good luck.
Relax.
It will all be over soon.
Yours in Truth,
slick
Oh and here's the ship that took me in when I was hooked on smoking all that hallucinogen.
I was abducted by aliens. I had been freebasing DMT. For some reason i had a strange reaction to that drug. Unlike the majority of users, who most often experience a hallucination that involves traveling through space and meeting aliens, I on the other hand, had no such hallucination, but was actually abducted by aliens, and made to travel through space in real life. My contemporaries claim that i was simply hallucinating. They claim i was actually, in real life, just camped out on the couch, totally washed for a week, occasionally hitting the pipe.
But i know the truth.
The me they saw on the couch was clearly some sort of hologram or replacement clone. I on the other hand was fucking traveling through space in a space craft, talking to aliens who were way fucking smart and total rapists.
The good news is, they want to save us from planetary distruction. The bad news is they have to examine us by probing us for weeks at a time. The good news is, they're learning how to make that experience more pleasurable. The bad news is that pleasure is addicting. The good news is you can beat the addiction. The bad news is it takes a lot of work and you can't party anymore, and it makes it tough i imagine to hang out with people who are totally partying and shit.
The good news that the truth is always there for you.
Also the aliens will save us all.
After they probe us. One at a time.
Good luck.
Relax.
It will all be over soon.
Yours in Truth,
slick
Oh and here's the ship that took me in when I was hooked on smoking all that hallucinogen.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
The Alien and Bush
I know just what you're thinking. The truth is on your face. You want to know, "How did W Bush always speak so fluently, so clearly, how did he always know the right thing to say? He transferred the prose from the page into our ears and we'd thought we heard the word of God, so how did he always speak like a super genius angel? HOw?"
I got that shit right here.
A grey Alien was controlling him.
This is a big one I know. But i wouldn't come at you with this sort of truth, without the evidence. If you look behind Bush, and listen to the ominous drone and then fuck with the brightness and then zoom in (don't worry they do it for you), you can see a grey alien face staring in through the window behind him.
Aliens and reptilians are constantly rubbing this shit in our face.
I mean the least the grey thing could have done was step out of the shot. Did he need to appear on camera to telepathically control the president? Of course not, anyone who knows anything about telepathy knows that that would be ridiculous. He stands there, just to be like, "What? I rule the world? I'm scary and ugly, and there ain't shit you can do about it. I'm gonna make this redneck in front of me lie and do 9/11 and then lie some more and fuck up the middle east! What? And I'ma stand here and stare at you while i do it bitches! Right in the mother fucking open!"
What a jerk.
Also, to remind us that it ain't just the greys, but the reptilians too, after i got a clip of a news anchor, transforming on camera, like a damn exhibitionist. They get real kinky over there. Reptilians throw the best parties. Oh and if you don't buy it, notice that she predicts MJ's death to like the day, quite casually. Maybe not the "day," but she kind of predicts it.
But first, Alien Bush
and then reptile gossip
I got that shit right here.
A grey Alien was controlling him.
This is a big one I know. But i wouldn't come at you with this sort of truth, without the evidence. If you look behind Bush, and listen to the ominous drone and then fuck with the brightness and then zoom in (don't worry they do it for you), you can see a grey alien face staring in through the window behind him.
Aliens and reptilians are constantly rubbing this shit in our face.
I mean the least the grey thing could have done was step out of the shot. Did he need to appear on camera to telepathically control the president? Of course not, anyone who knows anything about telepathy knows that that would be ridiculous. He stands there, just to be like, "What? I rule the world? I'm scary and ugly, and there ain't shit you can do about it. I'm gonna make this redneck in front of me lie and do 9/11 and then lie some more and fuck up the middle east! What? And I'ma stand here and stare at you while i do it bitches! Right in the mother fucking open!"
What a jerk.
Also, to remind us that it ain't just the greys, but the reptilians too, after i got a clip of a news anchor, transforming on camera, like a damn exhibitionist. They get real kinky over there. Reptilians throw the best parties. Oh and if you don't buy it, notice that she predicts MJ's death to like the day, quite casually. Maybe not the "day," but she kind of predicts it.
But first, Alien Bush
and then reptile gossip
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Reptilian Shapeshifter is beautiful?
Listen. I will be honest, today the truth was vague. I was lost in a haze of non-truth. The ambiguous, confusing ether had succeeded and agnosticized me. Perhaps the beauty of thanksgiving and the miracles of Hannukkah, plus the pending Christmas cheer was making me soft.
So, in the spirit of 9/11:11-4:2012 I abandoned my useless feelings of non-paranoia, and set out for a good old fashioned truth hunt. What i found was truth. This video is beautiful. Truthful. And easily the most important (and my personal favorite) piece of video art, ever made.
This video is about how when Reptilians are on camera, occasionally their true form flashes for a moment, usually in the eyes. They are either unaware of this phenomenon, or they simply enjoy dropping us hints. Like an exhibitionist flashing his balls all over town, the reptilian overlords gives us a shade tipping wink here and there, when they feel giddy.
Now, there are thousands and thousands of videos out there, pointing out different examples of this phenomenon.
But this one. This is it.
While watching this three minute piece, please pretend you are in your cities MOMA, watching this in a big carpeted viewing room. You're sitting on a very modern looking white bench, all by yourself. The room is huge, as is the screen. The lights go out...this video begins.
So, in the spirit of 9/11:11-4:2012 I abandoned my useless feelings of non-paranoia, and set out for a good old fashioned truth hunt. What i found was truth. This video is beautiful. Truthful. And easily the most important (and my personal favorite) piece of video art, ever made.
This video is about how when Reptilians are on camera, occasionally their true form flashes for a moment, usually in the eyes. They are either unaware of this phenomenon, or they simply enjoy dropping us hints. Like an exhibitionist flashing his balls all over town, the reptilian overlords gives us a shade tipping wink here and there, when they feel giddy.
Now, there are thousands and thousands of videos out there, pointing out different examples of this phenomenon.
But this one. This is it.
While watching this three minute piece, please pretend you are in your cities MOMA, watching this in a big carpeted viewing room. You're sitting on a very modern looking white bench, all by yourself. The room is huge, as is the screen. The lights go out...this video begins.
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