This lady speaks the truth about Halloween like a motha fucka! The pagans have ruled the world for a while along side the reptilians and Cheney and all the other dudes. Also Halloween is scarier and spookier and cooler than you ever knew. And little kids getting candy and dressing up is actually about worshiping the devil's, children and slitting throats and eating children, and sacrificing children and apple-razorblading children and poisoning apples that will be consumed by your children's children, and who gives out fucking apples anymore? did they ever? Halloween sucked back when they gave out apples. That's why the satanists and the pagans decided to put razor blades in the fucking apples, cause everyone's like, where's the fucking Snickers bars? Can i get some goddamned, burning in hell, satan worshiping single serving sized (just one cup)orange wrappered, peanut buttered Reeses Cup! no here's an apple, and the kids like, I'd rather eat razor blades than stick this fucking apple in my sack, or plastic pumpkin or pillow case. And the satanist dudes like, fine, but I'm poisoning the razor blades. happy halloween to me!
you should score this, add pictures, do some digital zooms and throw in some effects here and there, she is an amazing story teller.
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