Wednesday, October 5, 2011

ROO!

music video that i made for ROO:


and here is their album that it is from!
Gaucho by ROO

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Fema Whistle Blower not yet Dead

9/11/11

There was a death in the family. It happened during a play about a play, and somewhere behind the third very very meta, red with blood curtain, came the sound of explosions. "Balloons perhaps?" whispered the top hat wearing guy with a giggle, to the old dying man with the monocle.

A clear blue day, and the people were innocent below, there in Manhattan, making deals and helping the little guy. Nothing but good old new york innocence was at work. Beaming, little angles of 100% pure Jesus love.

There the van's sat, packed with explosives, murals of planes soaring into flaming buildings. The cops didn't know what to make of them. How do you make a crude joke about a tragedy before the tragic shit even hits the tragic fan? How could they have known they should have been offended.

God laughed. I heard him. He's an asshole and he didn't help, he just winked and nudged the war machines a couple inches closer. "Go for it, losers."

"Did you see the size of Fred's flag?"
"You got a pretty big one there, Ted."
"We did, yes, but ours is classy and it hangs right."
"Well, they both seem big. We just put out the same old one as last year and the one before."
"Well, it's not so much that it's too big, or too small. The thing about it is that Ted's flag is exactly 9 1/2 by 5. I saw the damn box it came in."
"So?"
"Well, for heavens sake, don't you know that's regulation for a casket flag?"
"No kidding?"
"Yes sir. That man's got a damn casket flag flying over that rusty front porch for heavens sake, and just look at that damn lawn."
"Is getting pretty long."
"Got a damn coffin flag blowing in a wild field, hows that for my neighbor cross the road?"

"What's a couple trillion dollars? You want the pentagon to tell you what they do with that? They don't know what they do with that! The people who spend it don't know what they are doing with that! They aren't allowed to know. That's the beauty of it. No one knows. You surrender your brain, sacrifice autonomy, and do who knows what? I don't know. Yes it went missing right before 9/11 yes most of the evidence was destroyed in the attack. What are you saying? Now that's just mean."

Dream Theater knew. Explosions in the Sky knew. Look at their album covers man. Check out the dollar bill trick, you fold it just right, the Illuminati fake cries, you know real sarcastic, really hamming it up, and then laughs on repeat like a gif forever.

Where were you the day that innocence died? Everything was bad that day, except for the whole death of innocence thing. I feel better now that no one is innocent, it's actually kind of a relief. Everyone's guilty now. No need to pretend.

Fellow Americans, remember the day you swore to pretend forever that we were attacked by terrorists? You put your hand on the Bible and swore not to tell. Never forget the USA pact of 2001. You were there, you promised to keep your mouth shut. You accepted the 14 dollars per person deal. Now keep it up. Just a little longer now, and then we can let it all out. I know it feels like holding your breath, but we're so close!

You go insider trading showed prier knowledge, then building seven and controlled demolition is pretty obvious, no planes, the media was in on it, fake stories, illegal wars, aliens most likely, billions of dollars in profits, the new world order, pyramids, mind control, MK ultra, the CIA, then you start just writing initials, try it, you'll probably hit some sort of horrible institution : SIT JSh BDJ AHE CFR NSA HEJ NABDHCF AINF ISJA you get it and you're in too deep. And the real shitty thing. Is that once you figure out. Once you realize who did, and whose in control, and what's going on, and it's just silly and obvious and you put all that work in for nothing, after all that. You have to go to work.

Remember the Fallen Witnesses

Gotta give it up to the firemen who died. And the ones that are still dying from having breathed in the dust that spread after the buildings were demolished with thermite explosives. Let's also tip the forty to our fallen (murdered) whistle blower witnesses. All the people who were going to say, "So and so knew," or "there were explosives in the buildings." And other shit too.

Remembering Inside Jobs

Well, I took a 6 hours nap. Still no state sponsored false flag terrorism around here. I don't have TV of course, so I will keep a look out the window. I know that lots of major networks and cable news are probably doing lots of remembrance type stuff. So we will do some inside job remembering. Let's start off, July 2001 just weeks before 9/11. Remember when Alex Jones predicted a false flag state sponsored terror attack? And then it happened! Let's roll the clip. While I look down the street and in my coffee mug for inside jobs.

9/11/11 4:20.12

I woke up this morning at 9/11/11 4:20 am at 12 seconds. Again that's 9/11/11 4:20 12 (seconds).
I just walked the streets and drove around down town. The streets are quiet. No State sponsored terror just yet. At least not around here.
I will be keeping a look out all day for inside jobs.

Friday, September 9, 2011

Just in case it does happen soon

Not that we can necessarily be sure when it will occur. But it could be really soon.

Or maybe the rapture has already occurred and you are reading this looking for answers. Answers to questions like "where did all those people go??"

Monday, August 8, 2011

Defeat

...is not a very easy to google name. As far as I know, the only place available online to listen to any Defeat is here on myspace. They are a 2 person band from Columbia, South Carolina that plays dooooom with sometimes almost black metal style vocals that fit perfectly. Unfortunately the also split up a while ago, so I don't think we're gonna hear more any time soon. Those 3 songs on their myspace make for an incredible EP when played from start to finish and it's a shame that it isn't available on vinyl somewhere. Again though, the only place to hear it is here on myspace. One of the members now lives in Austin, TX and is in the much faster tempo-ed, more violently aggressive band Dethrone:

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

DJ Burn One - Ashtray

DJ Burn One just put out the best instrumental hip-hop album I've heard in a long time with this mixtape:

Download Mixtape Free | LiveMixtapes.com Mixtape Player

Or click here if you prefer torrents.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

2.5 minute Fluke remix

I originally posted this on everythingisterrible.com, but it never felt quite right without this song, which has always played in my head when I've watched or thought of this clip in slo-mo.



The line that is being cut up by the late, great DJ Screw is the classic "friends; how many of us have them".

By the way, I don't know how this (at first) silly video is as an introduction to Z-Ro (especially since I left off his vocal parts), but if he's not a rapper that you listen to you need to get on that.
Actually, if you even like this beat go download the whole mixtape this song is off of, it's fucking great:

Or get the torrent here.

His new mixtapes are great too.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Curren$y Spitta

"with a flow so cold, the pro-tools froze"
Old, classic Curren$y mixtape:

Most recent Curren$y mixtape, completely produced by Alchemist:


Not an amazing video, but the song is pretty great.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

VIDEO REHAB

This is kind of like a feature length music video. An hour and 22 minutes of uniquely stylized re-editing of forgotten timeless magical graphics and moments filtered through a haze/clarity of acid and prescription level cough syrup. An awesome, seamless compilation of tommy boy's work.



A rad music video made by tommy boy and Blackmagic Rollercoaster:

Monday, May 23, 2011

The most important video you will ever see

The rapture didn't happen. That doesn't have anything to do with this. At least i don't think it does. Some one tell me what the hell this man is trying to say. I know there is some like truth involved here, i mean he talks like crotchety old man and does math. He has this strange love hate relationship with exponential numbers and situations. Watching him is like when the smart kid is trying to help you with your math homework, and you don't understand a single thing the kid is doing, like she's leaning over you and making marks on your scrap paper (where you have to show your work) and she's circling numbers going, "you see? you see?" and you keep nodding yes and pretending to understand, "Ohhhhh right, duh, that makes perfect sense!" then they're all, "Ok try it yourself now," and you go, "Ok sure, let's see...now what are we doing again?"
He seems so agitated and i think the audience is terrified to ask any clarifying questions which i think would have been helpful, if just one of the awkward looking bored people stood up and said, "Hang on. I understand exponential growth. Got that part. So then? What?"
Anyway, he does have a killer title.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Reptilian Stutter

Man have i got something for you losers!
There's controversy in the world of truth!
Apparently all these news anchors ( and maybe even Judge Judy though i can't seem to find the clip) have been been going slightly crazy on air. I mean, you'll see when you watch, but it's fucking crazy, they don't just mess up a line or mispronounce a foreign leader's name, or like accidentally say "big dick" instead of "vag" or whatever...these people seem to momentarily forget how to talk. I mean, suddenly they sound like they just put down a twelve pack of Tecate and then main lined some Tequila spiked with purple Sizsyrup. Then, they're fine again. And all of this shit happened recently, each incident only a month apart.
So you got two camps of explanation truth.
First off, they're reptilians. You know how reptile lords often get betrayed by the camera, in a momentary glitch. Well, the idea i guess is that reptilians, like have to put up some sort of mental like hologram like wall up or something maybe that makes their speech and appearance appear human, i think, maybe. So then, these instances of unexplained, gibberish-speaking in tongue-breakdown shit, is just that Reptilians breaking down on air, or maybe their hologram technology breaking down, or whatever, use your imagination.
CAMP of truth 2!
The news casters (and reportedly judge judy) have been blasted by the government with some sort of microwave device that has the ability to basically fuck up certain parts of the brains, making it impossible to move or read or speak. The NWO is doing this not to like censor the newscasters, but really just to like test out the micro blaster and see if the thing like works.
Which is the theory this first video goes with. They have a pretty cool example of how one of these devices would work too.

And if you are still curious, you know you are, this one takes like forever basically to do the thing where you slow down the video and point out places in their faces so you can see how these talking heads are reptilians.

And lastly, for Rem, for inadvertently learning me to this stuff.
Here's Slim Shady slithering and sliding and reptile winking...i think that's what he's doing.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

A Convenient Truth?

Every once and awhile I hear Alex Jones talking about how the globalists (the illuminant, the New World Order (the NWO)) are just faking this Global Warming thing, so as to get the carbon tax going and limit China's economic growth (which is a total God fearing-gay fearing-libertarian-Ron Paul type of conspiracy talk that's all over the the net (mostly youtube). But Alex Jones himself isn't a great place to start with these sorts of things (because the guy is so fucking deep in the shit, and sooooo into God), so i started watching documentaries, some homemade, some professional.
It didn't take me long to come to the conclusion that science is baffling. Fucked up. Truly.
I mean, look, I like An Inconvenient Truth. It's a little boring, and the narrator guy is pretty annoying, but what can i say, I'm a sucker for doomsday scenarios, I like to be scared, and it has Truth in the title. I mean, basically, as long as i can remember people have been telling me that we are fucking up the planet and Water World is on the way. After i saw Gore's movie, way back whenever the fuck it came out, i was totally sold. First the coasts go under. Then, Water World. Awesome.
Since then I've dismissed all skepticism of man made global warming as Oil company propaganda, i mean they war over this bullshit, they at least put out some contradictory science, right?
Which brings me back to science.
Science is really hard and there are a ridiculous amounts of disciplines involved, within each and every one of the multitude of general science disciplines (you gotta know math to do physics, you gotta know physics to do quantum mechanics and on and on) so it takes a life time to understand much of anything. I mean i don't get how anything electrical works, I've never seen an electron and I forget how to do basic division on paper, blah blah blah, science, math, these things are fucking hard!
And i can't do it anymore.
Which means I'm victim to whatever someone, who claims to be a scientist, says.
You never know when a scientist is biased, because there's tons of money in science, and even objective truth seeking scientists need money just like everybody else, usually they need more money than everyone else so as to properly do their research.
And further more, beyond the fact that I'm dumb, even the smartest scientists in the world don't truly understand the nature of reality. The very building blocks of energy are still a complete mystery. Some geniuses suggest that electrons are simply able to exist at multiple places at the same time, some geniuses have well respected theories that suggest that there are multiple dimensions, some go with wave theory, some say string theory, gravity is still basically a mystery as far as how it interacts with magnetism or some shit, the point is that I'm way over my head constantly and i probably sound like an idiot even just trying to glaze over this shit. So, since i don't understand math and haven't worked on the problem for twenty years, and i barely passed freshman geology...which genius do i choose to believe? Suddenly I'm stuck choosing between world outlooks on the basis of which scientist has the better build. Which one would i want to sit down and have a beer with?
Alright. That being said, early this morning i watched this 5 part video that basically suggests that global warming isn't going to happen. So now, based on science and a video i watched at 6 this morning, i don't believe in global warming. But at 5:30 AM, right before watching the half an hour program on youtube, I had the opposite opinion that was also(at least i thought) based on scientific Al Gore information. And who knows, in another couple of hours, I might fall into the ocean, or freeze to death, or melt, or kill a polar bear and then maybe I'll switch it up again and go back to hoping for some motha fucking Water World!
Which truth you going with? Convenient or Inconvenient?

Well, whichever truth you choose, at least we can all universally agree that Water World is awesome.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Gotta get those Reptilians!

Look people, wake up, or go to sleep! Do whatever it takes to remember that...forget it.
I can't do it anymore.
I just don't give a shit about the reptilians anymore.
It's so fucking hard. I gotta work my shitty job, and it sucks even more knowing that my tax dollars and shit are going to the God Damned reptilians!
I'm mean hear I am, in the bunker, it's fucking friday night, no fuck it's saturday i think, even worse, I'm tired, a normal level of drunk, and i just can't do it man, the reptilians have got this one. They're just good. They been doing it since like they made us right? I mean i can even barely function with the regular folk that are supposed to rise up and take back this world, i mean the lady today who first said, "you raising your voice to me young man!" and then said, "Well fuck you," i mean those two lines are really contradicting ways to address someone, but i mean these are the people that are supposed to like rise up and take back the world, right? Fuck it then. Yes, they are systematically fucking us, but it's good on top right? I mean when you get to the top of society, you start getting the good fucking, the fun kind, that you're not supposed to do in high school.
Look, I just can't fucking do it. It's really hard fighting the reptilians out of my kitchen (in the bunker). Just give me some fucking help. Please click the brightest part of the best letter in this text and donate to my cause of getting me a mansion and a bad ass video camera and recording studio with all the knobs and shit i don't know how to use. I want a fucking swimming pool too. I also want a computer in my brain that allows me to understand all math and shit and know everything on the internet at once without even like trying.
Maybe then i could fucking fuck up the reptiles, but now man, i mean taxes are done for awhile but jesus, if it's not one thing it's a fucing nother thing, had to buy a goddamned suit for my sister's wedding, it's like, I'm not getting married, I think it's a buncha reptilian retard bullshit, what the fuck do i need a fucking suit for? But there I am at the mother fucking Koles or koals or whatever trying on some piece a shit thing a poor person get's buried in and i don't know man. Look man, get your news and inspiration shit from these guys from now on. I quit. fuck it. Its too hard.

don't forget to donate to my shit.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

In-depth Explanations of A Wide Range of Marijuana Truth

Medical Marijuana Primer with Michael Backes from DANGEROUS MINDS on Vimeo.

Nitty Scott - The Cassette Chronicles


If you miss anything about 90s hip hop at all, you should already be downloading this. I downloaded this based on it being a Mick Boogie mixtape alone, and I have since downloaded any mixtape he's put out. Nitty Scott kills it on this mixtape which is supposedly a pre-cursor to her E.P. that's coming out this summer.
My favorite tracks on The Cassette Chronicles are To Tomorrow, Luv My Life, and FAF.


Or download the torrent here.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Osama Bin Laden

Welp, they say the CIA killed Osama Bin Laden. At least that's what the ladies on The View were saying this morning at the coffee shop. Which is a little strange, right?
I worry now that they have been saving this bullshit victory for 10 years. Which of course presupposes that this whole thing is bullshit.
And it is.
Al Qaeda was originally the name of the computer database of foreign recruits, trained by the CIA to fight the USSR out of Afghanistan in the 80s. First it was the name the CIA used for their Database (it literally means "the base"), then it stuck. Now everytime someone get's pissed off about their daughter and wife getting blown up by a helicopter, and that guy goes off to do some Suicide bombing, boom, they are added to this pretend organization's ranks.
So what's next? Did they kill him for real? If so, what took so long? If it's fake, why fake it now? Could this be some sort of sick phony moral boost?
Watch out for another false flag terrorist attack.
And watch out for American War number 5.
OR maybe not, maybe this is a good thing. Perhaps, i'm the one full of shit. We got him!!! Got the bad guy. Guess we can end all this war now.
Here's the BBC talking about how Al Qaeda doesn't exist.

Whatever the fuck happened yesterday, I think we should remember some truth...Bin Laden did NOT blow up the projects.

Boozwa - Pyramids Gone

Music video I put together for Austin artist Boozwa using the movie Master Of The Flying Guillotine.


Listen to more Boozwa here: http://soundcloud.com/dj-boozwa

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Birther Control: Got Obama by his Mom's Vagina

I have studied the birther movement for nearly a couple of minutes. And i waited until the second minute to get high.
Basically, i figured it out. Everyone's missed what's actually going on! Barack Obama is an American citizen. He really is. It's way more complicated than that!! The truth is that the guy you see on the screen tri weekly, that looks just like Obama, is not Obama! It's Dick fucking Cheney!
That's right ladies and gentleman, right now the man you know and want to love, President Barack Obama, is Dick Cheney, in disguise.
That's why he won't give up the birth certificate! Cheney don't got it! When Obama was being kidnapped, last second, the guy ate his own birth certificate and was like, "YEah! Now deal with that!"
Seriously, have you noticed how skinny Cheney is now? He had to lose the weight to appropriately play the part of Barack Obama. Not surprisingly, Carl Rove has studied the art of black face tirelessly as a hobby his entire life and has been applying Mr. Cheney's daily makeup since the beginning of his mischievous third term.
Think about it! Remember how Obama was going to end the Wars, and close that terrible prison where anyone can be stored without trial, indefinitely, while likely being tortured?
Well, then Cheney took over, and bailed out the banks, kept the wars going, started more wars, pretended to start shutting the prison down, but then just kept it going anyway. And all the while he has managed to avoid that pesky certificate.
Oh wait. This just in. Obama released his birth certificate. I guess he is who he says he is.
That's too bad. I really thought he was Cheney. I guess he's just a puppet of the big money that got him elected. Just like everybody else.

Dude! I remember those problems! I remember a guy who had the solutions too. Ahh well, at least he's an American. Done. Lets start from scratch! Talk all inspiring to me with sentimental music in the background, just like you used to baby!

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Easter Fuck Egg Orgy

Happy Easter my agnostic fuckers. I did some research in the libraries of youtube about Easter. I found this video to be the most captivating and informative...but i can't remember what it's about. Something about sex...i think. I'm pretty sure. I think she was saying that like Easter was some sort of like Pagan fuck holiday, but i couldn't really concentrate for some reason, maybe i was distracted by all the pretty easter eggs and the cute bunnies. I'd better watch it again (watching currently).
Ok, so I watched it again, she definitely said something about some sex-orgy pagan goddess, I'm almost positive she did. Maybe my childhood christian baggage was getting in the way of me learning the truth, but i've tried to watch this video like, a lot, and i just keep thinking of giant easter eggs and fucking and I know she is delivering a truthful message, but i just can't seem to put my dick on it.
Anyway, whatever her message is (and again, i know it has something to do with fucking) i commend her and her 40,000 youtube views. Apparently lots of people are captivated by her...information...whatever it was. Again i know it had something to do with fucking. I think. Better watch it again.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

UFO's have been IDENTIFIED!!!!

Greetings truthers!! I just got back from the Belly of the Beast, where i was whoring myself out for an art project called Doggie Woggie Poochie Woochies that the monsters over at Everything Is Terrible are trying to make happen in an effort to possibly save the world.
And not a moment too soon i might add.
Here is a video, showing all this crazy unexplained shit in the sky. The shit is so unexplainable, it lends itself to only one explanation. Extra dimensional beings.
Now, at first, they just play that crazy song from the crazy drug movie (plus tons of other movies, that line of strings is just the go-to tune for when you want to scare the pants off of folks) and then they show all these crazy lights in the sky, which are pretty and fun to look at no matter what you think they are. They could be nature, or aliens or experimental planes or HAARP or a huge hokes or maybe all the lights are camera hallucinations (I'm not sure if cameras can hallucinate, but they can drop acid, so I'm thinking maybe)
Then they play this clip of this guy who is crying and having a nervous breakdown on the air and claiming to have worked for Area 51. Now this dude sounds very much like someone with paranoia issues, who may or may not have gone off his meds and started maybe mixing fantasy with reality, and mixing booze with other drugs and wearing tin foil hats. Buuuut, that's just what he sounds like. I suppose if someone were working for area 51 and found out about all this scary shit and then had to go on the run to save his life from extra dimensional beings, well, he would probably sound like someone with a few screws loose. I would like to talk to maybe one of his family members to hear about if this guy maybe had a brief history with speed, and or delusional paranoid nightmares about aliens and area 51. Perhaps he started confusing his job at Wallmart with a job at area 51 which then caused him to get fired, which then caused him to really go off, you know really dive down into that rabbit hole everyone had been telling him to avoid at all costs. He does after all mention getting fired in his teary rant and it seems to me that if area 51 wanted someone dead, they wouldn't fire him first. If it were me, i would set him up for a promotion and then put a bullet in his temple. Sounds cold, i know, but in my line of work, you have to start putting yourself in the minds of the extra dimensional beings. And if i were one and wanted his secret kept, I'd tell him he was doing a great job and then dumb that fucker desert, right?
Anyway, this video is cool, and strange, and disturbing or at least pretty. Also, one more time, i want to type, extra dimensional beings. Fuck creatures from space. From now on, i only care about beings from other dimensions.
slick
over and out

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Government still going strong!

Business as usual mufucka's. The empire stands strong, congress will continue to operate. I repeat, congress will continue to pretend they matter. Someone said, 38 billion then someone else 40 billion, and then 38 billion imaginary dollars was settled on. In celebration of our shitty government still operating and paying the people who work for them, I'm gonna late night post, Alex Jones on the View talking bout Char Sheen. Yes i mean Char. That's what i call him.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Government Shut Down!

The government is going to shut down. They claim to not have any money. But don't worry, congress will still get paid. Also, don't worry, we will keep bombing Libya (by the way, my new favorite phrase is Humanitarian Bombing). The troops won't come home. That sounds about right. We will stop paying them, then also strand them. At some point I'm sure we will collect and pawn off their uniforms and college education credits. Then we will send the naked soldiers off with rocks and sticks and tell them to just throw the rocks at little brown children and to just eat their fallen brethren should anyone get hungry. Old school mercenary style.
I guess the gov shut down in 94. Remember THE GREAT SHUT DOWN OF 1994!!!!? I don't. But i guess it happened.
This dude seems pretty credible and he thinks that this is it. World War III. The fall of the empire. War forever always. I'm not sure i agree, seems like this could just be political bullshit like a fake story or something. But again, i feel like i could talk to the vlogger below in a bar for hours just toasting each other and agreeing with each other about how the world is bullshit. And occasionally debating the difference between the Illuminati and The New World Order.
If everything does collapse, i suggest you load up on guns and bring your friends and form gangs like in Gangs of New York and The Warriors and Mad Max and The Road and don't forget your bulletproof vest and football shoulder pads. Looks like we got about 12 hours.
Goodluck at midnight.
If the internet ends as well, I won't see you. I will cease to exist without the internet. So just in case, may i wish you truth.

Also this guy's a bit of an art film director too!

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

San Francisco and Japan Warning Poem

In honor of national poetry month or whatever and my growing angst i will compose a poem today.
Ahem,(By the way, i apologize because this is offensive in so many ways)
Warning San Fran
Warning Japan
This guy thinks
Japan will sink
Oh and then
the land slide will send
a thousand foot tidal wave
toward all the west coast babes
Damn, i loved Japan
Damn, i loved San fran
And yeah i guess LA
was pretty Ok
Oh well, stupid HAARP
Soon my bunker will be covered in water and sharks
(again i apologize especially for that last line, it's really long, and doesn't really flow, but i notice that alot of Def Jam poetry is kind of like about breaking the rules you know, like ee cummings, fuck your conventions!)

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Pentagon and a pooch

Pentagon bombers bad. Rescued pooch good.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Libya, Syria , then Iran

Now the plan is starting to get out. Libya. Then Syria. Then Iran. We officially live in Nazi Germany.
May the lack of God help us all.
Here's another Russian TV post as that's all i watch lately. It's real easy, you can't trust any American news station to talk about America. But you can trust Russia to talk shit about America. Just as well, if you want the real news about Russia, American news is probably the way to go. Well. No. If you want the news on Russia you probably wanna go to the BBC or Al Jazzera. American news is pretty much never the way to go. You'd probably be better off with some drunk/stoned dude's vlog (like mine).
Anyway, it's just like we always thought. Libya, Syria then Iran. That's what's next. If you are keeping score at home, that goes: Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan (yes CIA drones are still bombing Pakistan), Libya, Syria, and finally Iran.
When does it count as World War III? When do the nukes start flying?
The Nazis conquered France, Poland, Ethiopia, Belgium, The Netherlands, and Luxembourg (any other ones?)
Rome conquered Britain, Asia, Europe, and a little bit of Africa.
But see, the difference is the shadow. This time the western powers that be are trying to be all smooth about it, not calling it what it is. These arn't coups we are arranging and funding, and shooting for, these are "interventions." So maybe they will get away with it. Maybe American hegemony will go on and on forever.
The question is, will the internet have an effect? Not me of course. Nobody reads this. This is more about me typing it. But what I mean to ask is, now that Russian TV is an option, now that Americans have countless portals of information that are not controlled by the CIA, now that the truth is actually getting out about how the Military Industrial Complex operates, will it make a difference? Activists have been claiming for years, that transparency is the key. Bring their wrong doing into the light and they will no longer be able to operate. But will they? Does knowing about any of this change anything?
I'm not sure.
I see soldiers going to Iraq perfectly comfortable with the fact that they are just hired guns for Haliburton. I see a nation completely unfazed by another war. I see earthquake machines, and crazies and porno and christian fascism being mocked as if that helps eradicate the ignorance, as if we could laugh away the toxic-ally brainwashed. I see millions of idiots battling against gay marriage, i see millions of smart capable well meaning people battling for gay marriage, and all the while the moderates out there are expressionlessly getting married, and fifty percent of them getting divorced and I'm sitting here drinking cup after cup of coffee, and for the life of me i can't even remember what the fuck marriage is? What does it mean? What does it mean to have your love supported by an entity of war?
What does it mean to pay taxes on the income you earn from a job you don't like, and then have those taxes pay for a war you don't want? Isn't that slavery? But how can there be slavery if freedom doesn't exist? How many questions can i ask to no one before i start needing answers that don't exist?
How heavy can i get before i get self conscious and start joking?
Maybe I'm just kidding.
That's it. I was just joking with all those pseudo intellectual paradoxes.
I don't really give a fuck. There's nothing to give a fuck about.
I'm gonna go get stoned and drink in the Sun and wait for the wave to wash us all away, the long rolling tidal monster that haunts my dreams.
When i see it in the distance I'm going to dance away the last couple of minutes and then fuck my love as I'm carried off by the white water. As I'm weightless and breathless and finally free, my last dumb little thought will be something like, "what's the big deal?"

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Oil

So, Gaddafi got mad, because despite the massive amounts of oil they sell, they are still broke. The people of Libya (with plenty of funds and nudging from the CIA and Saudi Arabia) are getting the idea that they are destitute entirely because of Gaddafi. Gaddafi is saying to his people, no you don't understand i have been getting bitch slapped by the West for forever. He's saying, it's not me, it's them.
Say what you will about the guy, but he's right. You think once we kill him, and a couple hundred thousand civilians, we are going to install some virtuous leader, who then nationalizes his countries oil, thus bringing the people of Libya out of squalor? Is anyone anymore so naive to think that we would spend billions and kill civilians in order to improve that quality of life of Libyan civilians?
I feel like the American public actually believe that you can save a country by bombing it. I'm surprised that we didn't try to nuke New Orleans in an effort to save it so many years ago.
SO much Goddamn violence, fucking end times mother fuckers. Makes me want to start a fucking stupid punk band.
Have the rich just got this?
Seems like it.
They literally have been doing the same shit for a century and it seems very likely that the rich white man will continue to confuse and mislead and kill the brown and black third world until every last drop of oil is sucked from the sand beneath their starving rotting feet.
You can't blame the rebels. They are starving and so when someone tells them it's Gaddafi's fault, they have to listen. At least they feel like they can go after him. Whereas when Gaddafi retorts, it's the fault of the West, what the fuck are a bunch of starving fifteen year old kids to do, arm up with a fucking AK and storm the white house? So the people are fucked either way, fighting a war they can't win and arn't meant to win, being used by the empire simply to replace their leader with one that will continue to stomp all over them. A leader that will keep them down and bow down to the west at the same time. A leader that will be tossed the bones and scraps of his broken country and told to just keep those assholes in their place.
And here i am blogging about it to the choir. Screaming into an empty bucket, in a locked closet, sound proofed and buried underground or launched into the vacuum of space where the sound of my voice doesn't even exist. A hospital of children is burning. 18 American veterans will kill themselves today and the day after and everyday until these wars stop, they seem to collectively be stuck on the number 18 as it is also the age in which their lives were taken and sacrificed for the sexual and material gain of an old white man they'll never know. The rebels will be lead into battles with their brothers and abandoned to die for nothing.
And at the same time an oil man is trying to decide if he should buy a Jet-boat or just another wave runner for his summer cabin. He will think about it for just a moment before purchasing both toys, satisfied with his decision.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Libya

Sometimes i just get baffled. Four wars. People who support the military don't like to think of what's going on in Libya as war. The proud patriots will say something like, "This is just rebel air support!" Civilians are already dying. Blown up little kids don't care if the bombs that fell on their hospital bed were dropped in an effort to take out some government, they don't care about the rebels, they don't care that the CIA with the help of Saudi Arabia fueled this fire, created unrest, armed these people, funded this conflict, then claimed to have nothing to do with it, and claimed that the only way to stop this violence is by sending in war planes to blow up the place. Dead kids don't give a shit about that shit.
The CIA has been doing this since the 1950's. When they want something from another country, first they try to bribe said leader. IF that doesn't work, they try to kill the leader. IF they can't kill him, then they go in, make it look like the country is going nuts with rebellion (which they fund and create) then they send in war planes and blow the whole place to hell. Then they step through the rubble and the bodies take all the oil and resources for free. The rebels, the civilians, who ever survives will in the end be left to clean up the mess and blamed for the whole ordeal.
But lets say you don't buy that shit. Let's say you haven't read anything on the CIA and you haven't heard of Chomsky or whatever and you honestly still think they are nice and cool. Let's say you think that America is really just honestly and nicely trying to help honest rebel forces fight the evil empire.
So who are we supporting then? Who are these rebels? What do they want? What do they support? Who is their leader? What sort of government are they planning on setting up? I'm not saying they are going to be way worse than the current regime, but why on earth are we willing to kill for this rogue group of street warriors? Unless of course we want to lead a coup and set up one of these warriors as our own little American puppet dude, who will rule over his people with an iron fist and keep them poor while living a robust American funded life of luxury and in exchange giving us all of their resources for free (because we won't have to pay the pesky little civilians! FUck em!)
During Vietnam, we had this little side project going in a little place called Cambodia. We decided, hey let's arm and fund and give air support to group of revolutionary's led by a guy named Saloth Sar (or maybe you know him better as Pol Pot) anyway, he and his group of merry rebels were fighting the powers that be, and we offered our help, and with our help he won and decided to cleanse the country and slaughtered 2.5 million people in death camps.
Is that what is going to happen to Libya? Probably not. Maybe. Most likely we will bomb the fuck out of them, leave them in a state of chaos, take control of their resources and do the same to Syria. Oh yeah, by the way, Syria is next.

if this is too political, and someone wants to hear something more creepy. Here is some weird shit on the subject.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

I like R&B?

Turns out I do, specifically "House Of Balloons" by The Weeknd. This Drake co-signed mixtape (in case that means anything to you whatsoever) is great laid-back but awake late night music. It has all of my favorite parts lyrically of party/indulgent rap except it's mostly sung really well instead of rapped in monotone (and auto-tune is only ever used to stylistically accent certain parts occasionally). So far my 2 favorite tracks have been "Glass Table Girls" and "The Morning". These are all complete, fully fleshed out songs here and not just beats with some lyrics recorded over them (not that I don't love that too, obviously) which in combination with there being no dj in sight (hearing range?) has this mixtape acting as a real album.
The only track on here that is just too R&B for me and that I usually skip is the last one on the mix, "The Knowing".

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Benjamin Fulford Haarps about Haarp

Benjamin Fulford is sort of like a Jesus type character. Let me explain. See, his story is fantastic. Like Jesus, his story is so amazing, it get's a little unbelievable. However, Benjamin and his life story are again so amazing and he tells it all so well, at a certain point, it actually kind of stops mattering how true it all is. I listened to him tell his whole story, and i believe him. Every word.
Basically, in a three hour interview, Ben talks about living in the amazon (he touches briefly on his time apprenticing with a witch doctor) then he got a degree in Canada, he speaks French, Spanish, English and Japanese. He's been working as a journalist in Japan for nearly 30 years. He writes almost entirely in Japanese now. He wrote for Forbes for 6 years, he writes mostly about finance.
Then things get a little, in his words, "Weird."
Some Japanese government dude basically told him that the Western Illuminati has been stealing from Japan, and has been threatening the entire country with an Earthquake machine. So Ben checked it out, and found out about HAARP (this was like 6 years ago). Then he claims after writing about this, an assassin, threatened his life, and offered that he join the Freemasons and they would make him Finance minister of Japan, or they would kill him. So then, he's about to join, because he thinks he has no choice. THEN, he gets another offer from some giant Asian Secret society made up of Asian high ups and gangsters who offer to protect him, and so now he kind of serves as an ambassador between the two groups. HE also threatened the western Illuminati with death, if they didn't stop using their earthquake machine, via a youtube video. In fact he even sat down and talked to David Rockefeller for an extended interview in Japan, and Ben claims he just did it to show that he could have the guy killed if he wanted. But that's not what Ben wants.
He just wants both secret societies to save the world, stop stifling technology, and stop the wars, and stop trying to limit the population with disease and war and earthquake/wave machines.
Then all the shit went down in Japan.
He says that the western Illuminati knows it's on the way out, and the Asians are taking over, and this is a last ditch effort to try and keep their grasp on the world. Here's a bunch of his videos, his warning, his interview, and him interviewing Rockefeller.



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Monday, March 28, 2011

Mabus, Anti Christ Part III

Well, Nostradamus predicted i guess three anti Christs, you'd think one would be enough, but people like numbers, especially 3 and 666. Anyway, one was Napoleon, two was Hitler. Now the new one is a dude named Mabus and he is the head of the navy right now. I'll let this video explain it, real quick.

So O'l Ray Maybus is gonna destroy the world basically. The only problem with Anti Christ predictions is they kind of presuppose the truth of actual Christ story dogma. And as you know astrotheology explains away all that bullshit...it's all in the stars duuuuude. But come on! Who doesn't love Nostradamus? He's all creepy and scary and probably wore like grim reaper robes and shit, and he predicts horrible dream like shit! He's like Alex Jones mixed with Shakespeare or something retarded like that. It would have been awesome back in the day to be a predictor. As far as i can tell, they just dicked around all day, ate, smoked, or huffed some weird drugs (any hallucinogen would do for these jackholes) then they'd get all crazy, and trippy and just start writing whatever the fuck they came up with and it didn't fucking matter half the time because most of the shit they predicted was like supposed to happen long after they were dead. I mean can you imagine if the president was like, "Esteemed dude on the couch, here's all the money you need, now eat this sheet of acid and tell me what's going to happen in 500 years!" Then you'd be all tripping balls, and saying shit like, "Ah the water will wash red with the meteor of fresh multitude and the banshees and man i'm freaking out here man, are we being too loud? Does everyone know I'm like fucked up? Is this going to last forever? Like what are we man? Seriously like what are we doing here dude, do you ever think about that? Maybe we should call an ambulance, but not the police man, please don't tell on me! Are you the CIA?"
Then the president is like, "Shit dude, I ain't CIA, I'm the fucking president, it's all cool, you're just tripping balls, you are in a safe place, the world is love and we are all one, you want i should put on some Fish or something jammy?"
Wouldn't that be sweet?
Anyway, real quick, this guy made an awesome short film about Mabus, where he walks around in the snow and talks like Yoda if Yoda were the antichrist instead of like Starwars Christ. You think it's dumb at first then it get's even more awesome at the end. These guys rule.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

No Planers and Alex Jones

Let's talk about 9/11 and the wars and Alex Jones and No Planers and protest.
1: 9/11 had nothing to do with Afghanistan or Iraq.

Most people agree that's true.

2: We went into war with these countries to lock up oil resources and support the weapons industry.

Lots of Americans believe this.

3: Corporate and some government figures lied about 9/11 to go to war.

Tons of people believe this.

4: Those same corporate interests and government officials, allowed 9/11 to happen.

Not sure how many people, but like some people believe this, let's say millions and millions.

5: Those people actually commissioned the event.

Still in the millions.

6: Those people planned, produced it and Cheney wired the buildings himself, bad heart and all.

Still millions. Alex Jones even predicted it less than a month before.

7: No planes were involved on 9/11.

Thousands. hundreds? Not sure.

8: The No Plane theory was put out by the very people who orchestrated 9/11 so as to throw everyone off the trail.

about 42012 people believe that.

Alex is one of them. He hates the No Planers. He hates that people believe that the news media was overtaken that day, and produced several false images of planes hitting buildings. But he accepts that the government wired the buildings, blew them up, and fired a missile at the pentagon. No planes there. He also does not believe that a plane crashed into a field that day. So two of the planes he believes were lies. So he might be more like a Two Planer. Which still makes him a plane hugger. Which means he hates people who think the other two planes were fake.
The truth is a raging battle. And battle is always confusing.
Here's Alex, Two Planer, sounding really depressed about Howard Stern interviewing, No Planer, Paula Gloria.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Dire Situation!

So, you know how depressing and crazy this whole earthquake and tsunami has been. My heart goes out to the people of Japan who have been affected by this tragedy. Thousands have died, and more are missing.
Not to bum you out further, but it turns out that this disaster, though truly terrible, has not been the worst thing to have happened recently in the world.
On February 22, terrorists burnt down this guys storage garage.
He claims to be the Chairman and CEO of the International Space Agency. So this attack was not just an attack on an average American's storage garage, but really an attack on the entire universe.
"Arsons" broke in and started the fire. I believe by "arsons" he means arsonists. But his slip of the tongue is forgivable because he has plenty on his mind. First and foremost his camera is running low on battery and he is worried about that. Also, I'm sure the CEO of the international space agency is a busy man, with endless duties. He doesn't even have time to edit out the video mistakes or be kind to his wife. Plus he's been working out of a storage garage in the middle of winter, and now his office/storage garage is kind of fucked up. The terrorist "arsons" caused this international philanthropist upwards of 2 to 3 hundred dollars worth of damage.
Then he breaks into his landlord's garage, which is next door, to show how the "arsons" got in (it is unclear as to whether or not the landlord is involved with the terrorist "arsons" plot).
So remember, don't waste your compassion on the poor people of Japan, currently dealing with unimaginable horror. Instead, donate time, money, prayers, anything you can to the CEO and chairman of the international Space Agency. Because his storage garage was damaged. Thank God his cowboy hat and all of the American flags survived the inferno.

Friday, March 11, 2011

DJ Burn One brings us White Jesus and Joints

DJ Burn One was extremely busy in 2010 and both mixed and produced 2 of my favorite albums(mixtape or not) of last year; Yelawolf's Trunk Muzik and Starlito - Renaissance Gangster.
DJ Burn One pretty much only works with the best out there, whether you've heard them yet or not. His first 2 mixtapes of 2011 are no exception, the first being a mixtape/compilation that DJ Burn One has put together and acts as a Burn One solo album. If you like the current state of Alabama rap and the ways in which it crosses over with Atlanta you should have downloaded this already. Guests include Freddie Gibbs, Pill, Young Buck, Starlito, Rittz, KD, Jackie Chain, etc.

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The second mixtape (I think it came out 4 days later) is Rittz - White Jesus. Rittz was on Yelawolf's breakout mixtape Trunk Muzik last year, and Yelwolf more than returns the favor here as he guests a couple of times as well as executive produced the mixtape and directed the first music video from it. Rittz goes really hard constantly and has a rapid-style flow that's always to the benefit of the overall song and doesn't sound like he's just trying to prove that he can rap so fast. He's got a rural Georgia and rural 'Bama style flow but he's probably influenced by some Bone, Three 6 Mafia and maybe some Biggie. Rittz' flow is riculously well formed already and I imagine he will blow up in some small extent within 2 months following South by SouthWest, much as Yelawolf did last year. Both DJ Burn One and Rittz seem to have well-matched and wide-spread music influences(and I know Yelawolf does, who obviously played a big part in White Jesus). Along with Yelawolf, guests on White Jesus include 8ball, Big Krit and Shawty Fatt.

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And do I even need to say anything about the title?!
I guess I do.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

1.618 vs 666 vs Pi vs infinity vs 9/11:11-42012

So sure 666 rocks, I agree. As far as numbers go that one's sweet because of the devil and all the creepy badass punk rock goth shit. But are we too old for a 666 tattoo? Of course not, it's a great number and still an ultimately sweet number to get painted on forever.
And 1.618 is one of those numbers where you add one plus one, and two plus two and three plus three and then like you divide something from something and...? I'm pretty high and can't remember if that's right, anyway people find this ratio everywhere and they say that like this shit proves that the universe was designed. The annunaki put it in place as like a blow job at the end of math. They are willing to give us the truth, but like you gotta get through some basic math classes first dummy.
Pi is sweet. To me it proves that math can be broken down into pure chaos and at the same time have a sort of sense to it. You should probably make your kid memorize the digits of Pi. Don't tell him or her that it goes on probably forever (according to Aristotle, but he wasn't big on infinity) and let them figure it out for themselves maybe about 50 digits in.
Then you got infinity. Show me a bright dude that's put a good amount of time into that study and i will show you a dude who is about to hang himself or die alone in an insane asylum. I don't know what happened to Zeno after he came up with all his paradoxes. But most philosophers dedicated themselves to shooting down his stuff, that must have been a pain in the ass.
Then you got 9/11:11-42012. Not many people have heard of this number, even some of our most prominent mathematicians. And yet when multiplied by truth, and divided by the plural myth (the myth of plurality of course), you find that it teaches you to laugh at things, and accept that life's a dream and numbers are a sketch of that dream. They are beautiful abstractions describing the same universe that created them.
That's why you should get 9/11:11-42012 tattooed on your face and then watch this video and listen to this guy go over cool numbers, and then give you his opinion on what the coolest number is, spoiler alert! It's Phi.

Monday, February 28, 2011

Louis CK confronts Rumsfeld about being a Lizard

You know how sometimes you wake up in the bunker and you are a little bored, a little tired with life. You have that feeling like, "I know nothing is going to surprise or entertain me today, I've seen it all, and so it is all boring." Then you make a bunch of coffee to try and caffeine away the feeling, but it lingers even after the buzz hit's home. Then you go on youtube, and you find the greatest fucking clip ever!!!!! Well that happened to me!!!!! For real, what could be better than one of my favorite comedians of all time, Louis CK, asking one of my least favorite reptilians of all time, Don Rumsfeld on radio, whether or not he is a lizard. For real. Louis CK asks Don if Don is a flesh eating lizard. And Rumsfeld doesn't say no!!! Because he totally is a lizard!!!!

Friday, February 25, 2011

Bill and The Truth

Bill Maher has had an interesting history with the truth about 9/11. He has openly attacked the supposed conspiracy theorists and they in return have showed up at his show and screamed at him and his guests and everyone that 9/11 was an inside job, and to consider building seven for example. Then Bill jumps up and runs at them and sort of awkwardly stands behind security while they remove the screaming truther. So then in return Bill will mention 9/11 and make fun of the people (many of them widows and widowers) who have dedicated their lives to finding out about something that really messed up their lives. And they will see their research mocked, and again, deal with it how broken people deal with that sort of rejection, they again go to Bill Mahers show and yell at him and he again threatens to kick them out of the house, and it's your Dad, and he says "get out of my house!" He's yelling at you and telling you that you're wrong about something you know in your heart that you are absolutely without a doubt right about. He is the one who is wrong, but he's your Dad and there's nothing you can do to teach him anything. You know deep in your broken teenage heart, that 9/11 was an inside job, because you have seen all the youtube videos, and your Dad hasn't seen shit, and you know that defending the mainstream explanation of 9/11, is like defending creationisim, or the earth being flat. You know this the way you know that mowing the lawn is bullshit and you want your Dad to know too, because your Dad was so cool when you were younger, but he's too old to learn anything as crazy and radical as the new knowledge that war is bullshit, and 9/11 was an inside job, and so you yell at your Dad, you yell at Bill Maher and he comes running at you and he has a team of goons! And you're kicked out now, sitting on the curb outside the studio, and you know this is Bill's fault, he should have just interviewed you like a decent human being, and your mentally penning a letter, "Bill, this is your fault, you wouldn't have me on, so i had to come on and yell, and everybody lost. I lost too Bill. It was humiliating."
The whole thing reminds me of Iraq and Bill is the American government and the truther's are insurgents, the gangs of children trying to fight off the occupation. That's quite a stretch but I'm going to let it stand. He thinks he can win by increasing security, but occupations of truth rarely win. If the truthers interrupt him every day, won't he eventually have to give in and at least sit down on his political discussion show, with a couple of clear thinking experts and discuss one of the most crazy days in American history? Won't he have to give in eventually? What if they start throwing water balloons everyday?
Also, i think it is important to mention that Bill got kicked off Network television for saying, "controversial" shit about 9/11. So it's likely he is a little hesitant to go back into it. I guess it's hard to blame him. I mean who doesn't want a TV show?



Thursday, February 24, 2011

Cops Harass Awkward Kid Because of Homemade Shirt!

This guy has been pushed to the limit and i think it's fucking unfair as shit. Yes he is a little awkward but we all are at that age, and yes he did write radical political out bursts in marker all over his T shirts. But I admire his passion, the pigs shouldn't bother people for dressing weird or declaring in marker their beliefs. His shirt says 9/11 was an inside job on it, and I'm like, yup, i know it was home slice, keep speaking that truth. But then his shirt says, impeach Obama, well, ok, I dig, the dude is the deception, and he is the president, and he caved into the banks, or the wars keep going, or whatever maybe you just don't like him, i dig, but dude...if you impeach Obama, which would take like forever to actually do, then even if you do that, which i don't think is very likely, then after all that work we'd spend kicking out Obama, you got Biden in the big man's chair. Joe Biden. I mean say what you will bout Obama. But i mean Biden is no better right? So i then i guess you gotta go after Joe, impeach his ass too, but then fuck, Speaker of the House John Boehner is the new pres. After that it's Daniel Inoyea, then, and you're gonna like this one, Hillary Rodham Clinton. And of course, the point is that the list of succession goes on:

President of the United States Barack Obama
1 Vice President of the United States Joseph Biden
2 Speaker of the House John Boehner
3 President pro tempore of the Senate Daniel Inouye
4 Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton
5 Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner
6 Secretary of Defense Robert Gates*
7 Attorney General Eric Holder
8 Secretary of the Interior Ken Salazar
9 Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack
10 Secretary of Commerce Gary Locke
11 Secretary of Labor Hilda Solis
12 Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius
13 Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Shaun Donovan
14 Secretary of Transportation Ray LaHood
15 Secretary of Energy Steven Chu
16 Secretary of Education Arne Duncan
17 Secretary of Veterans Affairs Eric Shinseki
18 Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano
*Robert Gates the Secretary of Defense,
Some of these people weren't even elected. There is always someone else ready to step up and be the dick in charge. I mean do you put your faith in Ray LaHood Sec of Transportation, or do you want Homeland Security in charge? I suppose i could see if we just successfully kept impeaching figures of power, until there were none left, but i mean eventually you will run out of people willing to do the impeaching. Then the Impeachers are in charge which to me sounds like some sort of nightmare situation, where paradox rules and your stuck trying to impeach the impeaching comity for an eternity, like a snake eating its ass or whatever. Plus corporations have as much if not more power than the state anymore. How do you impeach Haliburton? How did I get started writing about this? Oh yeah, here's the dudes video about getting hassled by the man just for trying to tell the world that 9/11 was in an inside job.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Toilet Paper Truth

I've been getting pretty worked up lately about the apocalypse. Mostly because i am officially obsessed with this survivalist dude. He has an arsenal, he has stockpiled food and soda, including dehydrated food, water supply, cough syrup, super door locks, motion censors, a survival dog, seven thousand dollars in nickels, a loving family, a generator, a well organized basement, and a couple of cats. He carries handguns to work, has bags packed for his kids in case at any time they need to run from the federal government or looters or anything really. He has machine guns, shot guns, laser sights, multiple handguns on his person at all times, or least when he's not at work (just one concealed gun for work). He has a survival pack for his dog. He has his anonymity and tons of videos. And while accomplishing total security and the sort of painstaking preparation that would make an eagle scout cry, he manages to find the time to uncover and report on a scandal within the toilet paper industry. It might just be time to buy a fucking gun.
This guy is amazing. I want to interview him, but he doesn't seem to want to make any personal friends. I could see myself becoming a loose end in his otherwise successfully secret identity. So for now i will watch his videos and admire and feel totally unprepared for the coming end times.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Truth Via Street Rap Youtube Video Album

This is all the way back from 2008, but I have just recently been listening to it in it's entirety again. Prodigy(from Mobb Deep) is one of my favorite rappers of all time and released the album H.N.I.C. 2 shortly before going to prison. To maximize his time when he found out that he was definitely headed there, he decided to shoot a video for every song on the album. Those videos were released on the 3 disc collectors edition of H.N.I.C. 2 (the third disc has commentary over each track of the album about his thought process and what went into making the music as it as the album plays more quietly than normal in the background).
Prodigy stays in g-mode (as always) but also gets into real truth quite a bit. He is as negative as ever I'd say, despite his riches (which he also reminds you of), because of some of the very truth that is spoken of on this website(and I imagine the Sickle Cell Anemia that he's had all his life hasn't helped his outlook much either, judging by the song on the first H.N.I.C. "You Can Never Feel My Pain"). He is also totally ready to kill any man that he has to.
Pretty much all of the videos for the album are on youtube, which I have compiled into a playlist. So watch 'em or just put it on in the background, since it's just a good album anyway.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Survival

So I've done ranted much on the topic of getting rid of the federal reserve and going back to the gold standard.
And i will admit it, I've nay-sayed.
But I found this dude, and watched about two hours worth of his videos.
Now I'm totally about it. I was wrong.
This dude, a self proclaimed survivalist, has like 7 thousand dollars in nickels. The reason he has all these nickels is that if the dollar collapses and money suddenly becomes no good, at that point nickels will still be made from 25 percent nickel and 75 percent copper, which will make them worth at the very least five cents. This confuses me a whole bunch and yet still makes sense.
Why?
Well, i trust this guy because I've never seen a man more hell bent on continuing to exist through possible great tragedy. He is prepared for 2012. He is so committed to surviving incredible, hypothetical calamity, that he's willing to do whatever it takes, even if that means spending all of his last few precious years living in a relatively peaceful society, preparing for the end of the world, dog eat dog sort of scenario, where anyone who approaches must be postal worked with one of his many weapons.
He has tons of badass, expensive looking guns. Shotguns, fully automatic weapons, he carries multiple handguns everyday to work, he carries a fake wallet, in case he gets mugged.
He will not show his face, and rightly so. Looking at this man in the eyes would be like looking at the face of a war God. His house, his wife, his family, they are impenetrable, and short of dying from any sort of natural type disaster, like a flood, or tornado, or earthquake or sudden super volcano, or meteor, or car crash, or cancer, or old age, or an allergic reaction or drowning, they will live on most likely forever.
To me it seems depressing to spend all of one's free time preparing for something one doesn't want to happen. Unless of course he kind of does want it to happen. I can totally relate to that. I often picture myself crawling out of my bunker amidst the economic apocalypse, dawning a tactical vest, hunting looters and protecting my love in an every man for himself type world. Then i get depressed thinking about death. Then i remember that life is way cool now. Why not just live life to fullest while it's still nice, here in the belly of the beast? I worry that he must get depressed, spending all of his time planning out Americas funeral.
However I have to say, this survival dude actually seems pretty happy, and he must be. I mean one must really like life to want to survive disaster so much.
Plus, "when the shit hits the fan," and my bunker is discovered by post apocalyptic biker gangs, and they try to take my stuff, I will be forced to say, "please don't." And then they will take it anyway, and then they will beat me up, and then maybe rape me and cannibalize me while raping me. Where as on the other hand, this guy will shoot to kill and exchange his nickels for something like the last candy bar or something, because everyone will want nickels and he will move on through the woods and forests and be like, "I'm glad i spent so much time preparing for this shit. It's like a playground out here. I'm a little boy and recess has finally arrived."
I do think that this fellow is truly motivated out of love for his family. Like so many fathers, he simply wants to prepare so as to always be able to take care of and protect his wife and kids. His expensive door locks and guns are kind of adorable. I wish him all the luck in the world. The only thing i worry about is the possibility of the economy recovering and this man living out a boring future. For his sake, I hope the end comes soon.
There are commercials for his many videos. Someone is paying him to survive.

Monday, February 7, 2011

42012 Steps Towards Inflation

This next video scared the bejesus out of me! It's about how inflation will destroy our country and lead us all into a total state of chaos and horror in 2012. The Fed and China and Obama will fuck us basically.
Alot of truth knowers believe that if we just got rid of the Federal Reserve and backed our currency with gold, and got all libertarian on everyone's ass, then capitalism would work!
People have been hating against the Fed since Andrew Jackson. And that dude got assassinated, most likely for hating on the Federal reserve and actually balancing the budget, and cutting out the international banker middle men. So then truth people are like, "Andrew Jackson was a hero! Because he hated what I hate, The Federal Reserve!"
But Andrew Jackson was just another asshole genocidal indian killer war monger dickhead. Maybe the most genocidal president we've ever had.
What's my point?
Look, the federal reserve sucks, and inflation really does destroy countries, but you know what else destroys countries? Libertarian unfettered capitalism. You know what else destroys countries? Communism.
So what are you supposed to do? Your stuck between the left and the right, and both sides are shaped like a giant knife dildo and they're fucking you and you're like, "Ok, i get it, both systems suck for everyone except for a select few, stop fucking me!"
But according to this video they will not stop fucking us until the whole country's on fire.
As far as this video is concerned the only way to protect yourself is to put all of your money into gold, and sit on your pile of gold with your double barrel while watching your neighbors starve, like a good old fashioned libertarian. And the only way to save the country is to scare everyone into revolting against the FED i guess, or Obama, or maybe by fucking up China?
It's unclear what we are supposed to do.
To me it seems like if you take the international bankers out of power, you will more than likely just transfer that power to the state or to some other international corporation, or to a genocidal alcoholic Indian killer, like Jackson.
So I don't know.
Maybe the only way to truly make the world better is for all of the major societies on earth to collapse. Maybe then humans will devolve, and just lay in the sun and eat raw fish and fuck in the sand until a meteor wipes us all out for good. The only thing that would suck (beyond all the death and cannibalism) about this modern, post industrial, war torn, global society collapsing into a pile of dust, is that while the earth descends into chaos, we will still have the socialists, the libertarians, the democrats, the republicans, and the fucking green party, all pointing fingers at the other side, screaming all at once, that they, "told us so."

Thursday, February 3, 2011

ALIENS

Ladies and gentle sheeple. It has come to my attention that i have not posted in a long time. I apologize, but have lost most of the last few weeks.
I was abducted by aliens. I had been freebasing DMT. For some reason i had a strange reaction to that drug. Unlike the majority of users, who most often experience a hallucination that involves traveling through space and meeting aliens, I on the other hand, had no such hallucination, but was actually abducted by aliens, and made to travel through space in real life. My contemporaries claim that i was simply hallucinating. They claim i was actually, in real life, just camped out on the couch, totally washed for a week, occasionally hitting the pipe.
But i know the truth.
The me they saw on the couch was clearly some sort of hologram or replacement clone. I on the other hand was fucking traveling through space in a space craft, talking to aliens who were way fucking smart and total rapists.
The good news is, they want to save us from planetary distruction. The bad news is they have to examine us by probing us for weeks at a time. The good news is, they're learning how to make that experience more pleasurable. The bad news is that pleasure is addicting. The good news is you can beat the addiction. The bad news is it takes a lot of work and you can't party anymore, and it makes it tough i imagine to hang out with people who are totally partying and shit.
The good news that the truth is always there for you.
Also the aliens will save us all.
After they probe us. One at a time.
Good luck.
Relax.
It will all be over soon.
Yours in Truth,
slick
Oh and here's the ship that took me in when I was hooked on smoking all that hallucinogen.