Thursday, September 30, 2010

Lil B - Blue Flame

Awesome No Limit-style cover for the Berkeley MC (but not as awesome as the latest Lil B freestyles cover).

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that this is the first mixtape west of Texas that Trap-A-Holics has put out. I have ended up listening to this mixtape far more than any other album I have since it came out a couple of weeks ago, and Blue Flame combined with his Soulja Boy collab mixtape and so many youtube video posts is gonna make him completely blow up any day now. I'm expecting a big Waka Flocka Flame music video feature or something.

My favorite songs on Blue Flame are Rich Ho, I'm Heem, The Trap, BasedGod, Wonton Soup, I'm Paris Hilton, and the Blue Flame remix.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Project Blue Beam

Ok so this ones a big deal. It should happen any day now. The powers that be will create earthquakes in all major holy lands (using an earthquake machine called HAARP, and plant objects to suggest that every major religion had it close, but no cigar. Then they will use the same microwave spitting CIA funded HAARP station to send messages directly into our brains making us think demons are talking to us. At this point they will project visions of the new Christ into the atmosphere over each country, and send out more microwaves into our brains to make us think this new, giant, religious figure is talking to us directly into our brains in our own languages. Now I'm thinking this will go down either 2012, or 42012. It's hard to say.

Random Basketball Statistics

On average, the heaviest team in the league is the Los Angeles Clippers at an average weight of 230 lbs. The lightest is the Golden State Warriors at 216 lbs. The oldest team in the league is the Lakers with an average of 28 years old. The youngest is the Timberwolves at 23.4 years.
Do those stats appear to mean anything? As far as weight goes not really, although the Warriors are the fastest paced team in the league (well, we'll see this upcoming season but I imagine they will continue to be so with Stephen Curry and Monta Ellis running their back-court). However, age does seem to make a difference as the Lakers are the best team in the league and the Timberwolves are clearly the worst team in the league. The next 5 oldest teams are the Nuggets, Heat, Suns, Celtics, and Magic--all of whom are contenders to at least get to the Conference Finals.
I also looked up the average height of each team (that was actually the first thing that I was looking at) and surprisingly players for every single team were on average either 6-6 or 6-7. I figured that there would be at least a couple of teams who had a good inch or 2 on everyone else.

The Golden State Warriors are a completely different team this season

While we wait to see where Carmelo Anthony will end up, I wanted to make note of my favorite Western Conference baskteball team's complete revamping this off-season. Everyone has been talking about the Heat, the Cavs, the Lakers, the Celtics, the Nuggets, the Bulls (aka teams that made/are making moves that actually have a chance at getting to the finals....other than the Cavs), but the team that changed in every aspect the most this off-season was the Warriors. Now that Don Nelson is gone, centers and power forwards will actually be allowed to play for more than 20 minutes per game. Unfortunately though, they accidentally let Anthony Morrow walk away for nothing to make more room for David Lee's contract and traded Kelenna Azubuike, Anthony Randolph and Ronny Turiaf to the Knicks for David Lee and his gigantic contract. He's a very good player, but all 4 of those guys were pretty good players, and now that Nelson is gone who knows how good Anthony Randolph could've been in the Warriors system. And Corey Maggette and CJ Watson are gone too. I think that CJ Watson will continue to improve and that he would have been the main guard off the bench this upcoming season for both point guard and shooting guard if the Warriors hadn't let him go. Watson will get to win more in Chicago, but will play less than if he had stayed in Oakland.

More Carmelo Anthony:

Melo


Melo Drama

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Uncle Murda - Back On My Bullshit


Uncle Murda doesnt get much attention considering that he's one of NY's best rappers; he does tracks with pretty much all of D-Block and G-Unit; he was with Def Jam until Jay-Z left; and he got shot in the head and discharged himself and was smoking and drinking again within 24 hours of it happening, bullet still in head. I feel like a lot of people know who he is but not too many people are talking about him or listening to his music outside of the east coast. Listening to this classic 2008 mixtape of his is the equivalent of watching a very well paced street/action/drama movie. It is loud, high energy, NY street rap. 50 Cent even has a link to download it on his personal website. Uncle Murda makes it pretty clear for most of this mixtape that he's all about murdering pretty much whoever.


This is a music video that Uncle Murda featured on for Ra Diggs, the song is mainly about being broke and that being pretty lame. Uncle Murda comes in at about 2:25 and in the middle of his verse there is a great 10 second dramatic interlude.

Lo-bat - Game Boy

This is an awesome EP by 8-bit artist Lo-bat (who I think has been retired as Lo-bat for a bit now). White Russian and Tizzy (as heard on my Radio) are my favorite songs on this but the whole thing is pretty great. Very frantic but not anxious, and catchy rhythms. From 8-bit peoples.

http://www.8bitpeoples.com/discography/by/lo-bat

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

50 Cent - Sincerely Yours, Southside

 Even if you think you don't like 50 Cent, and especially if you haven't heard his more recent mixtapes, you should check out this mixtape he made available in 2009. It is a mixtape in a truer sense then most of todays mixtapes, as he often times lets the songs he's rapping over play out after his verse is finished. Most, if not all, of the beats he uses are 80s-early 90s pop/r&b songs.


Also, I never saw much response on his feature length movie Before I Self Destruct that 50 wrote directed and starred in and that came for free with his last album of the same title, Before I Self Destruct.
This was a clip that was posted as a teaser trailer leading up to the movie's release:

Sunday, September 19, 2010

3 Lil Mook videos

But he's got a bunch. Lil Mook is out to get it done.

If you get bored with this one early on, I suggest skipping to around 2:35.



This is a music video that pretty much just takes place in a parking lot with a bunch of people that Lil Mook knows and the camera in the middle of them.



Saturday, September 11, 2010

The Guy in the Harley Shirt

I'm still on the run. It feels wrong to be hiding, especially on this day, the beginning of the truth, 9-11. I must post something, but i don't have much time. SO I will post this dude. He laid out the lie minutes after the towers collapsed on fox news. When you listen to him speak, you realize right off the bat that this dude is a plant, an actor, spitting the official, preplanned story. His delivery is obviously rehearsed, and too technical and filled with strange jargon (jargon that would be repeated over and over again). Thanks to the internet, he has been officially discovered to be a professional actor. His name is Mark Humphrey, he is a B actor, and he was planted to mislead us all.
9 years ago. 9/11. The Oscar goes to mark humphrey. The man in the Harley shirt.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

This be thy truth

Ladies and gentleman, it has come to my attention that this blog is being censored and therefore unnoticed by the public and you very well might not be even receiving or reading this information and this terrifies me.
But on i go.
I am on the run.
My bunker was bugged and my safety compromised. With my sexuality exposed, and balls hanging out to dry i had to jump on board a van full of cult, former Illuminati, revolutionary numerologist-VHS monsters.
Together we ride and dodge reptiles.
I lurk in the shadows behind them dawning the mask of their followers. I ride with them from town to town and watch them melt and fuck brains. They allow me to see the inner workings of their society as honesty is the goal, and they aim to sell it across the land, and though dark, hurried and terrified, my mind has been expanded. I keep my feet planted in truth and could not even dream of keeping up the speed and intensity they prescribe to their waiting followers who all seem to be radically enlightened and fun loving. And i don't envy the tireless work of sucking all the darkness and terrible and spitting it back out as a rainbow of purity friction, the way they do. They are true honesty soldiers, and I'm happy to be apart of their trip. I have no time or energy to do my normal research for the time being as I must run, run, run. Their ghost assassins, and lizard spies will not hold us down.
slick

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Superstar Allstar Summer megamix

From the upcoming Twitch EP, that is a mixtape in preparation for the Superstar Allstar & Mira Cook album that is coming out in the near future:
   Superstar Allstar & Mira Cook - Summer megamix by RemLezar

Aaaaand a funny video of a song from the upcoming Superstar Allstar & Mira Cook album:

Nonmetal Metal Special


JIMMY – DYING SONGS’ NONMETAL METAL SPECIAL (07.19.10)
Hit that link to check out an awesome hour long mixtape made up of interludes and weird in between parts from primarily black metal albums (thanks Allen!) from a dublab.com radio show called Dying Songs.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

What happens when you die?

Hey whoever reads this thing! There have been some updates to the what happens when you die section of this blog. Check 'em out!

Delonte West is headed back to the Celtics

At least one sports analyst thinks it's to help bother Lebron James, along with the Celtic's signing of Shaquille O'neal:

They're talking about Delonte in a weird way in that video. He is a good player and I wish he was staying with the Cavs. Sure, he's crazy. But not in that narcissistic way that usually comes along with crazy athletes. He's always a good team player, a very good defender, and he's more well-rounded then a lot of people realize. And he's not phased by the pressure of big game situations a lot of the time, which I actually attribute to his craziness. How can you feel the pressure of a basketball game when you're dealing with a mental disorder on a daily basis? I just don't think it's as big of a deal anymore.