Drink Booze Not Water

The other day, while i was arguing about some form of truth, someone asked me about Fluoride.
Turns out my life long goal of surviving on alcohol alone, isn't as bad as i thought.
Fluoride is literally toxic and industrial waste.
It's in the water supply.
It can give you cancer and all kinds of other health problems.
Oh and it makes you dumber.
Yes, booze makes you dumber, sometimes.
And i suppose there are some health problems attached to drinking nothing but booze.
But booze makes you happier (yes this is a relative statement and no i don't get paid by booze companies, quite the other way around actually).
Booze doesn't have fluoride in it.
But, every once and awhile, to avoid death, i have to drink a glass of water. And i ain't dead, so what's the big deal with drinking glass after glass of fluoride? Don't scientists put it in the water for a reason? Doesn't it keep our teeth clean?
Well it's true that some companies and people defend it.
It's been defended by the same scientists and doctors that defended Tobacco, and asbestos, and leaded gasoline, and Nazi's and child molesters, and burning man, and dog shit, and Ted Haggard, and 9/11.
Also, fluoride doesn't really keep your teeth clean.
Don't believe me? Think it's a bunch of bottled water, and water filter company propaganda?
Well, this guy is an American with a slight English accent that he got from working for the BBC for so long. Believe his multinational accent truth.