Reptilian Stutter

Man have i got something for you losers!
There's controversy in the world of truth!
Apparently all these news anchors ( and maybe even Judge Judy though i can't seem to find the clip) have been been going slightly crazy on air. I mean, you'll see when you watch, but it's fucking crazy, they don't just mess up a line or mispronounce a foreign leader's name, or like accidentally say "big dick" instead of "vag" or whatever...these people seem to momentarily forget how to talk. I mean, suddenly they sound like they just put down a twelve pack of Tecate and then main lined some Tequila spiked with purple Sizsyrup. Then, they're fine again. And all of this shit happened recently, each incident only a month apart.
So you got two camps of explanation truth.
First off, they're reptilians. You know how reptile lords often get betrayed by the camera, in a momentary glitch. Well, the idea i guess is that reptilians, like have to put up some sort of mental like hologram like wall up or something maybe that makes their speech and appearance appear human, i think, maybe. So then, these instances of unexplained, gibberish-speaking in tongue-breakdown shit, is just that Reptilians breaking down on air, or maybe their hologram technology breaking down, or whatever, use your imagination.
CAMP of truth 2!
The news casters (and reportedly judge judy) have been blasted by the government with some sort of microwave device that has the ability to basically fuck up certain parts of the brains, making it impossible to move or read or speak. The NWO is doing this not to like censor the newscasters, but really just to like test out the micro blaster and see if the thing like works.
Which is the theory this first video goes with. They have a pretty cool example of how one of these devices would work too.

And if you are still curious, you know you are, this one takes like forever basically to do the thing where you slow down the video and point out places in their faces so you can see how these talking heads are reptilians.

And lastly, for Rem, for inadvertently learning me to this stuff.
Here's Slim Shady slithering and sliding and reptile winking...i think that's what he's doing.

Truth Talk 4

The Alien and Bush

I know just what you're thinking. The truth is on your face. You want to know, "How did W Bush always speak so fluently, so clearly, how did he always know the right thing to say? He transferred the prose from the page into our ears and we'd thought we heard the word of God, so how did he always speak like a super genius angel? HOw?"
I got that shit right here.
A grey Alien was controlling him.
This is a big one I know. But i wouldn't come at you with this sort of truth, without the evidence. If you look behind Bush, and listen to the ominous drone and then fuck with the brightness and then zoom in (don't worry they do it for you), you can see a grey alien face staring in through the window behind him.
Aliens and reptilians are constantly rubbing this shit in our face.
I mean the least the grey thing could have done was step out of the shot. Did he need to appear on camera to telepathically control the president? Of course not, anyone who knows anything about telepathy knows that that would be ridiculous. He stands there, just to be like, "What? I rule the world? I'm scary and ugly, and there ain't shit you can do about it. I'm gonna make this redneck in front of me lie and do 9/11 and then lie some more and fuck up the middle east! What? And I'ma stand here and stare at you while i do it bitches! Right in the mother fucking open!"
What a jerk.
Also, to remind us that it ain't just the greys, but the reptilians too, after i got a clip of a news anchor, transforming on camera, like a damn exhibitionist. They get real kinky over there. Reptilians throw the best parties. Oh and if you don't buy it, notice that she predicts MJ's death to like the day, quite casually. Maybe not the "day," but she kind of predicts it.
But first, Alien Bush

and then reptile gossip