The Alien and Bush

I know just what you're thinking. The truth is on your face. You want to know, "How did W Bush always speak so fluently, so clearly, how did he always know the right thing to say? He transferred the prose from the page into our ears and we'd thought we heard the word of God, so how did he always speak like a super genius angel? HOw?"
I got that shit right here.
A grey Alien was controlling him.
This is a big one I know. But i wouldn't come at you with this sort of truth, without the evidence. If you look behind Bush, and listen to the ominous drone and then fuck with the brightness and then zoom in (don't worry they do it for you), you can see a grey alien face staring in through the window behind him.
Aliens and reptilians are constantly rubbing this shit in our face.
I mean the least the grey thing could have done was step out of the shot. Did he need to appear on camera to telepathically control the president? Of course not, anyone who knows anything about telepathy knows that that would be ridiculous. He stands there, just to be like, "What? I rule the world? I'm scary and ugly, and there ain't shit you can do about it. I'm gonna make this redneck in front of me lie and do 9/11 and then lie some more and fuck up the middle east! What? And I'ma stand here and stare at you while i do it bitches! Right in the mother fucking open!"
What a jerk.
Also, to remind us that it ain't just the greys, but the reptilians too, after i got a clip of a news anchor, transforming on camera, like a damn exhibitionist. They get real kinky over there. Reptilians throw the best parties. Oh and if you don't buy it, notice that she predicts MJ's death to like the day, quite casually. Maybe not the "day," but she kind of predicts it.
But first, Alien Bush

and then reptile gossip